Guitar Hero Thursday

when you're in hell, Satan will sometimes announce Guitar Hero Thursday if he's ran out of torture to give to folks.

Steve: hey, you gonna be there for guitar hero Thursday this week?

Jeff: nah, Satan and I have some unfinished torture to get to

by TrugoyDaPriest March 10, 2019

Thursday Night TV

Thursday Night TV is boring, therefore Thursday Night TV is used to describe boring things.

Frank: "Hey! son, look at that ride!"
Timmy: "Dad I'd rather watch Thursday Night TV"
Frank: "Boring piece of shit..."
Timmy: "What did ya call me?!"
Frank: "Nothing son!"
Timmy: "You wanna Go!"
'gun shots'

by MEGAZOR January 23, 2010

Thursday Bitch

A girl you only have sex with on Thursdays

It’s not Thursday, why is my Thursday bitch asking to fuck?

by TheOGbigP November 2, 2018

Shit Take Thursday

A day in which you post your shittiest takes, usually on a Thursday.

Person 1: Did you know racism is good?

Person 2: Interesting, I didn't know it was shit take Thursday.

by big balls23 June 9, 2022

Simp Thursday

A day were you should simp for a girl rather than study.

Bro, its simp thursday. Drop your cock out of your hands and start simping
Valter studied all night yesterday instead of simping for his girl, even when it was Simp thursday

by Yung Money L October 15, 2020

Second Thursday

When you have to work Saturday so Friday becomes Thursday.

I love working second Thursday. Not like I didn't have to do anything on Saturday.

by alucardeverlasting March 13, 2015

Thursday

the day of teasing because you know friday is hours away but you cant be in friday yet.

it really sucks its thursday but one more day!!!!!!!!

by just another follower February 22, 2011