by SuperBoff September 18, 2008
Get the randy travis mug.Travis is short for Travesty. He's the kind of guy that thinks he's hot and ballin but spends most of his time violently jerking off in his basement
(Usually with a flesh light because he can't get any pussy.)
Believes women should surrender to him because he has blue eyes but can't even pay for $19 vallet parking. When he takes you on a date for some wine and you'd like another glass, expect him to say
" We'll cross that bridge when we get there."
Will also randomly try to get you to have anal sex with him because " he won't think any less of you"
(Usually with a flesh light because he can't get any pussy.)
Believes women should surrender to him because he has blue eyes but can't even pay for $19 vallet parking. When he takes you on a date for some wine and you'd like another glass, expect him to say
" We'll cross that bridge when we get there."
Will also randomly try to get you to have anal sex with him because " he won't think any less of you"
Girl 1: ” Hey are you still going out with that dude, Travis?"
Girl 2: ” I wanted to.... until I realized he's just a travesty."
Girl 1: ” Awwh, I'm so sorry to hear that."
Girl 2: ” Don't be... he's probably having a lot more fun fucking his flesh light."
Girl 1 " LOL, that's a fucking Travesty."
Girl 2: ” I wanted to.... until I realized he's just a travesty."
Girl 1: ” Awwh, I'm so sorry to hear that."
Girl 2: ” Don't be... he's probably having a lot more fun fucking his flesh light."
Girl 1 " LOL, that's a fucking Travesty."
by Kittyliketomeow March 1, 2017
Get the Travis mug.Related Words
that one guy from fortnite that killed 8 people in a concert while eating a burger with his own name in it.
by pwnda December 10, 2021
Get the travis scott mug.The sweetest guy you will ever meet. Very hot but modest and respectful of women. Has a great body and is very athletic and sexy.
by i <3 urban dictionary March 7, 2011
Get the travis beasley mug.by Dyl4NM1LLW4RD July 16, 2018
Get the Travis mug.
a burn of epic proportions
Getting screwed out of playing the role of George Washington in a school play even though you are the best actor in school.
Mrs. Hoover "George Washinton will be played by Ralph Wiggum"
Rex "what? this is a travisty, everyone knows im the best actor in this ridicules school "
Mrs. Hoover "George Washinton will be played by Ralph Wiggum"
Rex "what? this is a travisty, everyone knows im the best actor in this ridicules school "
by peker87 October 17, 2009
Get the Travisty mug.