People could keep pretending not to notice the giraffe in the room, but at some point Dewey Cox was going to bring it up and it would be unavoidable.
by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021
The giraffe in the room said that guy was 6'5", and he was persuasive enough that people almost believed him, he told them he carried himself like he was 6'5", but after a while they started to notice and suspect that he was not really 6'5". They thought he looked more remarkable on TV, but in real life, he was about as mundane looking as someone could get, almost like a toad. Someone that most people forgot about after about 5 seconds.
White hip hop trio with website- I always knew you weren't really 6'5", but I never figured you for a guy that walked around on stilts, you stupid faggot clown.
Guy on stilts- I'm not the only one pretending to be something I'm not.
White hip hop trio with website- I always knew you weren't really 6'5", but I never figured you for a guy that walked around on stilts, you stupid faggot clown.
Guy on stilts- I'm not the only one pretending to be something I'm not.
by The Original Agahnim December 28, 2021
by Solid Mantis March 17, 2021
The giraffe on the Indian motorcycle became the giraffe in the room nobody wanted to bring up when it went inside the building.
by Solid Mantis April 23, 2021
Something you dont want to talk about because you would end up talking longer than a giraffe neck about it.
by Solid Mantis January 14, 2021
1. Br- Br-
BRUH!
2. just do what you always do. Fuck around and have fun with it and then you know randomly get serious and then really hungry.
BRUH!
2. just do what you always do. Fuck around and have fun with it and then you know randomly get serious and then really hungry.
giraffe bruh man.
by handle already used by sum1 June 22, 2020
The act of performing fellatio on a minuscule cock and tricking the owner into believing you're deep-throating it.
Chad felt really good about the size of his cock after his girl went down on him, little did he know she was giving him a lazy giraffe.
by yeahItotallyhavesex June 24, 2020