wobbly john

A noun used to describe the act of sniffing cocaine and ketamine at the same time.

Sonny: "I've just done a fat blast of coke and ket"
Lewis: "Cor you done a Wobbly John, mush"

by Wan King Byng August 8, 2024

wobbly stink

varriation of the shocker, where the pinky is wobbled vigorously in the butthole

slipped my girl a "wobbly stink" yesterday... she loved it...(they always do)

by j-riggs January 24, 2011

wobbling distance

The distance between you and your destination as long as it is short enough to walk, and you are inebriated.

hey baby, you wanna come back to my place?

sure but i dont have cab fare

that's ok it's wobbling distance

by ptbopete December 1, 2010

The Wibble Wobble

A certain dance a drunk guy does at a bar when he wants to get the attention of a sober female. Usually this dance does not work.

Look at that guy! This rockin’ the wibble wobble!

by LittleRune April 10, 2020

pitch a wobbly

From Australia, "pitch a wobbly" describes a young child having a full on tantrum, usually in a public place.

Wow, I'm glad I'm not that kid's mom, he's about to pitch a wobbly.

by Mar1954 August 9, 2010

Wobble

Wobble is a term used for your best friend. Or your ship nane, what you call each other

Hi wobble, how are you

by Ayewhatsgoodmygs January 9, 2018

wobble board

A musical instrument created by entertainer Rolf Harris that consists of a masonite board or any other hardboard material.

girl: "What is your one talent?"
ghetto mf: "I can play the wobble board."

by among us sussy balls lmao September 16, 2023