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Army Wifed

To get completely destroyed or beaten in any activity or situations
Person 1: Have you played the new call of duty?

Person 2: Yeah, I got fucking army wifed
by Shawn696832 January 19, 2020
mugGet the Army Wifedmug.

Floor Wife

A married woman that is so madly in love that she will sleep on the floor with her husband.
Anthony is so hot, I would love to be his floor wife.
mugGet the Floor Wifemug.

Rice wife

Girl who is ranking up the cash
by Thebadbitchisherehaha October 21, 2018
mugGet the Rice wifemug.

Kitchen Wife

A term used in kitchens to describe someone as someonelse's longterm 'bitch' during any part of kitchen operations. Although more commonly used between men, men can be the Kitchen Wife of a Female co-worker as well.

However strangely enough when in reference from a man to a woman it could also delineate a bond of friendship or trust.
WHERE IS YOUR KITCHEN WIFE TONY?
James is cleaning my workstation and prepping my station Chef
by Paco Psinglesias June 21, 2010
mugGet the Kitchen Wifemug.

Wife and Life

Developmental stage in males, which begins 2-3 months after they have completed all formal education, where all that is left to do is get married and watch the rest of their life slip away and decay into nothingness.
Kurt stays in the library and works on his computer program all day, because he knows all that is waiting for him back home is Wife and Life.
by Moo Rad November 7, 2012
mugGet the Wife and Lifemug.

Sesh Wife

A girl pal you fake marry when you're on the sesh because you're having such a belter of a time and you want to sesh together forever.
"Lauren is my sesh wife, we always have a great craic"
by Seshwife1000 July 3, 2018
mugGet the Sesh Wifemug.

Machi’s wife

is also Eden
Aw man I wish I could be Machi’s wife :(

that’s rough buddy
by kurapikaswife January 28, 2021
mugGet the Machi’s wifemug.

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