*your
friend just told you he trashed the whole house you foolishly left him on Friday night to party in with friends*
Me: You did what?? Im going home now to fix this shit...
Friend: by the way... I took some of that
money from your piggy bank and ordered
pizza for the hobos in the park, now there are more of them lined up in your yard and on drugs, plus theyve peed all over the place. good luck man!