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shot his/her/their wad

In a refreshing break from political correctness, this is found more and more in executive boardrooms to describe a party's presentation of his best offering, such as a lawyer giving his best argument or a company putting its final offer on the table.

With the obvious sexual reference as you see in other wad entries, it's especially funny to see two women execs talking about shooting their respective "wads."
Jeeves shot his/her/their wad with a demand for first-class travel to get to meetings on the Jasper deal.
by burnt sox December 30, 2006
mugGet the shot his/her/their wadmug.

shot my wad

What you say in the grocery store when you reach the end of the frozen foods aisle.
"They're outta cool whip. I gotta go. I just shot my wad."
by mehinda June 11, 2006
mugGet the shot my wadmug.

afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad

1) The disgusting, painful, and often blood filled substances secreted by the lungs and bronchial tubes, after the initial ckokeing, gaging, and wheezing, following an overexuberant cock sucker literally inhaleing the male ejaculate into the lungs.

2) A horribly vile name to call someone who has so far surpassed douchebag status that no other words can possibly express their level of filthy assholery.
Did you see that afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad.

You afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad!
by Big Nasty T September 15, 2009
mugGet the afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wadmug.

Fuck wad

A “Fuck wad” is someone who looks up Fuck wad in the dictionary.
Tyler is a fuck wad because he’s a dumb ass little bitch.
by Dr.Gears January 17, 2021
mugGet the Fuck wadmug.

tick wad

A school friendly term to call your friends instead of a f**ktard
Stop being such a tick wad!
by Tickwad July 3, 2021
mugGet the tick wadmug.

Phlegm Wad

A creepy middle aged man who refuses to follow COVID guidelines and always calls the female baristas or waitresses at his favorite places by name.
Don’t look now, but a total Phlegm Wad just walked into the Starbucks.
by Lady Gladriel October 10, 2020
mugGet the Phlegm Wadmug.

Wad dunnee

It means I don’t now but quicker
I wad dunnee what to do
by Mhdjfjfbc December 28, 2020
mugGet the Wad dunneemug.

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