This is the disease had by people who claim to be centrist who are actually conservative and conservatives. The disease presents as constant and unnecessary complaining or whining about people being progressive and wanting everyone to be seen as equal.
Alan: "Did you hear about Elmo complaining about people wanting to be called a new name?"
Lauren: "Yeah, I heard him whining like a trick again. He always seems to have something that is bothering him. Why doesn't he just be satisfied with the hundreds of billions of dollars he has and be quiet?"
Alan: "Cause he has the joke whine virus."
Lauren" "Oh, yeah. So that's why he can't stop crying like a bitch. Real comedy."
Lauren: "Yeah, I heard him whining like a trick again. He always seems to have something that is bothering him. Why doesn't he just be satisfied with the hundreds of billions of dollars he has and be quiet?"
Alan: "Cause he has the joke whine virus."
Lauren" "Oh, yeah. So that's why he can't stop crying like a bitch. Real comedy."
by von groovy September 14, 2023
Contracted by being in the Ministri family or Ministri household for extended periods of time
symptoms include: retardation and mumbling words
on rare occasions: wingspan multiplying in length
symptoms include: retardation and mumbling words
on rare occasions: wingspan multiplying in length
by alexis dove November 30, 2021
This definition requires you to look up Interwank USB to understand this definition ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Associated with the popular fetish - Interwank USB - i.e engaging in hot cyber wanking or sex while getting hot to computer hardware by sticking your penis into any USB Port, if you like it from the front or the back ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). If one were to not clean the viruses from a computer or to not use protective gear like a condom, one can get a virus called Interwank USB Virus, this can be transmitted mainly via USB 1.0 or USB 2.0 ports. USB 3.0 ports makes the symptoms 3 times worse as it transmits faster than normal USB ports. Symptoms are as follows:
Worms
Trojan Horses
Malware
Ejaculation Infections
Rashes around your penis and USB port
CPU Brain Damage
Penis own Firewall
Cockblocking caused by penis firewall
Desire to vote for Donald Trump
Thinking that President Jacob Zuma is a good president
Premature Ejeculation
As of typing this Definition there is no cure for this virus as millions of dollars in research in this virus is still heading in dead ends. This virus is confirmed to be sexually transmitted and can be transferred to multiple people via engagement of sex.
Masturbate safely.
Associated with the popular fetish - Interwank USB - i.e engaging in hot cyber wanking or sex while getting hot to computer hardware by sticking your penis into any USB Port, if you like it from the front or the back ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). If one were to not clean the viruses from a computer or to not use protective gear like a condom, one can get a virus called Interwank USB Virus, this can be transmitted mainly via USB 1.0 or USB 2.0 ports. USB 3.0 ports makes the symptoms 3 times worse as it transmits faster than normal USB ports. Symptoms are as follows:
Worms
Trojan Horses
Malware
Ejaculation Infections
Rashes around your penis and USB port
CPU Brain Damage
Penis own Firewall
Cockblocking caused by penis firewall
Desire to vote for Donald Trump
Thinking that President Jacob Zuma is a good president
Premature Ejeculation
As of typing this Definition there is no cure for this virus as millions of dollars in research in this virus is still heading in dead ends. This virus is confirmed to be sexually transmitted and can be transferred to multiple people via engagement of sex.
Masturbate safely.
Guy1: Computer did you run your antivirus yesterday?
Computer: Maybe.
Guy1: Fuck it ok
-One Day later-
Guy1: I had sex with my computer last night
Guy2: Did you wear a condom?
Guy1: No? Why?
Guy2: Your computer has a virus
Guy1: Oh shit
Guy2: You have Interwank USB Virus
Computer: Maybe.
Guy1: Fuck it ok
-One Day later-
Guy1: I had sex with my computer last night
Guy2: Did you wear a condom?
Guy1: No? Why?
Guy2: Your computer has a virus
Guy1: Oh shit
Guy2: You have Interwank USB Virus
by 69doopa April 06, 2016
An illiberal and dogmatic form of left wing identity politics that analyses social issues primarily through the lens of supposed power differentials between morally ranked identity groups. Given to shutting down dissent from its orthodoxy by equating it with harm.
You can't believe anything that they say, they are infected with the Woke Mind Virus, they are incapable of seeing reality.
by The_Donald May 20, 2022
What's he doing in there with the door closed? I think he's running a virus scan.
I always run a virus scan before I leave the office.
I always run a virus scan before I leave the office.
by student of the scroll September 16, 2009
An Asshole Named Marcus Has "Gay Monkey Virus" He Attacks Them With His Nappy Ass Fashion..With I Find Annoying Af
by Retarded Error 404 August 08, 2015
A disease, whereby the infected patient has an abnormal attraction to members of the caucausian race.
White equivalent of yellow fever, jungle fever, etc.
White equivalent of yellow fever, jungle fever, etc.
by inquisitor October 11, 2006