shag the sheep

To jerk off

I saw you shag the sheep in bed the other night

by Jzdawg November 25, 2016

tail shagging

Someone is all ways up your ass

Dude stop tail shagging me it's annoying

by Weren1x October 27, 2023

Opportunity Shag

A position in which a man or woman doesn't particularly strive to have sex with a certain individual, but does anyway because the opportunity is there.

"Well, I didn't really want to do her"
"But you did anyway! Total opportunity shag!"

by kyouten3 August 23, 2011

Shag doom

When you use someone for a shag a couple times

Betty: so this meant nothing to you, i feel so used
Bruno: the hell you knew this was never anything to me, you knew you was always a shag doom you over dramatic bitch

by U what hoe February 27, 2018

Horton shag

Putting between 1-3 Tim Horton donuts on your cock before penetrating a woman's vagina

I gave my girlfriend the Horton shag last night.

by donut fucker January 28, 2016

Shag Swag

A non-descript token gift given by an important person (or self-important a-hole) to another in recognition of sexual favor and or time spent together.

Didjya hear Derek Jeter gave out shag swag to his one-night stands?

by keyline October 21, 2014

get shagged

Telling someone to go away. Calling someone out on a lie.

'Paul didn't text me back so he can get shagged'. ''Look at her being dramatic she can get shagged'

by @kylie221992 June 3, 2017