power walking

When people walk down the sidewalk trying to get home before they shit their pants.

I saw two people power walking down the street today. They looked like they had a turd in their pants.

by CedricDoodlehopper April 18, 2014

Power Muff

A tremendously unkempt bush covering a woman's genitalia. Much like the biblical figure Samson, the power muff derives its strength from from its length, fullness and overall unruly presentation. It may rise up toward the naval (upper Puff), down the buttocks (Powder Room Muff), but the most powerful of these muffs covers both of these areas much like that of a gorilla's fur. A contrast to the popular pubic dressing of a Brazilian wax, it is ironically revered and eroticized by many in the modern world (see Hipster).

Dude, I love to watch my junk disappear in her power muff when we're dry humping.

by Bebebox January 8, 2012

Power Glove

Old Nintendo accessory for the NES.
Worst. Product. Ever.

"Now you're playing with POWER!"

Person 1: Dude I just got the Power Glove for my NES!
Person 2: Fuck off man...

by nutbluff August 17, 2014

Power ugly

one who is so ugly, it seems to be a super power
their ugly itself has a super power

guy 1: hey man, on a scale of 1-10, what would you rate her.

guy 2: dayum shes power ugly

by ItzADunndeal September 30, 2011

Power Straw

The straw used in a BK oreo shake that is very large and unnecessary. Even though unnecessarily large it is very effective when you use it to straw your bitch.

Last night I went to BK and got an Oreo shake and holy shit it came with a power straw! Took that shit home and used it to straw!

by Dr.Ethan Shaver February 1, 2008

Power-Bag

A douchebag type who is overly immersed in his own importance. usually a stoner who makes up idiotic words to make himself feel better about his existence. for some reason he also stalks others and takes their picture for fear of forgetting them as soon as he is sober. extremely irritating and is a menace to society.

Artur is such a Power-Bag...he is after spending all his money on weed so now he is scabbing cigarettes off everyone while firing out insults.

by Amaterasoo March 7, 2011

Power Simp

some specimen that has no right to exist in nature. Would actually donate his mothers retirement fund to suck the last penis of a man who had sex with the girl he likes

"I heard Eric stole his grandmothers ring to sell for money so he could donate it to his League of Legends crush"

"What a Power Simp"

by icantmakename September 11, 2020