mitch kurts

Mitch kurts is the biggest tool you could imagine and he loves penis pie

You're boyfriend is such a mitch kurts sometimes.

by Youreguyohsure May 27, 2017

mitch

a mitch is a male version of a bitch.

kevin hart ain't no mitch.

by bessisbetter August 1, 2014

Mitch rapp

Badass motherfucker who should not be messed with

Holy shit Mitch rapp just killed someone

No shit Sherlock he is a assassin

by Just a country girl May 1, 2022

Mitch Adrian Devries

A major pussy who is the basic embodiment of autism, the type of guy to think shrek is love shrek is life is still funny in 2018. Someone you should not approach unless the only thing you wanna taste is the cold barrel of your grandfathers shotgun in your mouth.

You think big shaq is still funny? Youre such a Mitch Adrian Devries

by YeetMasterJeff January 4, 2018

mitch schmidt

The pulsating state of an erect penis, when a penis is engorged to the extent that the blood distends the skin of the penis (specifically the glans).

When I jerking off on Devon's sweet face and about to pop, my dick was all mitch schmidt.

by Victor Sanchez III December 27, 2013

Mitch Parry

See definition for "mitch"

"Mate, you're being a proper Mitch Parry today, give your balls a tug and walk it off"

by Deaf Chris November 22, 2021

mitch's mason

The act of filing a mason jar of semen

I finally complete the Mitch's mason challenge

by Itsyourboi March 7, 2015