My wife and I were snuggled closely on the couch watching The Notebook, when suddenly she did a colon flex, which confirmed she had eaten eggs for dinner.
by Thunderthighs11 August 19, 2019
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verb
1. careless activity; do not exceed the literary maximual limit of Flex
2. the eleventh commandment; "You will not over-flex in front of the fellas, since the God of flex would punish you."
verb
1. careless activity; do not exceed the literary maximual limit of Flex
2. the eleventh commandment; "You will not over-flex in front of the fellas, since the God of flex would punish you."
Guy1: "Dude, that was just so easy. First try bro, i don't know what was supposed to be the challenge here.
Guy2: "Be careful not to over-flex tho...
Guy1: *Fucks up in a spectacular way*
Guy2: "Be careful not to over-flex tho...
Guy1: *Fucks up in a spectacular way*
by PR05TEJA November 30, 2020
Get the Not to over-flex mug.Altough flex is 5.09 he is a fat fuck that only eats chocolate. His father is the sexiest man you will ever meet and is a fine piece of meat. Flex only like men (eoin). Women go after him to get with his father.
by Rians father 035 April 12, 2023
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by xans for the stress June 5, 2017
Get the flexing ice mug.Someone who 'gives it the biggen' over text/message but cant even confront his mum about his lack of pubic hair.
by Spazoid November 28, 2016
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