feltch farmer

The guy in a gayorgy that is responsible for suckin the jizz out of everyone elses ass!!!

Hey Carlton U are the feltch farmer for tonights orgy!!! U in???

by vinny125125 November 05, 2010

ass farmer

someone who's ass is growing

Have you seen Luanna since she got married? 6 months of soap operas and junk food, she's becoming a real ass farmer!

by Pickles McDoody October 04, 2010

Farmers Float

The act by which a man(usually a farmer) pisses into a womans(usually the farmers wife) mouth until it fills up with piss. Then he shits in her mouth causing the shit to float around in the piss.

Jed had a hard day working on the farm, so when he got home he gave his wife Connie a Farmers Float.

by GangstaCrizzab May 30, 2007

Monkey Farmer

A term often used to describe someone of little intelligence or someone that's a a poo throwing, screaming, almost human douche.

Josh is a Freaking Monkey Farmer!

Stop yelling at that peeler you Monkey Farmer!

by josh_farmer November 29, 2010

Farmer John

Adj. To be unscientific. To do something in an amatuerish and unsophisticated way.

It's no wonder they haven't figured out the problem yet. This farmer john troubleshooting is BULLSHIT!

by Ricky Graham October 17, 2006

Goat Farmer

Code word for Goat Fucker aka. A.J. Vogrinetz.

Alex is such a goat Farmer...

by Banana69 January 30, 2009

Astrid Farmer

1. An amazing Chick Magnet, no one can deny it, possibly the best hugger in the universe!!!!!!!! Also she can make amazing fairy bread, and do a "you look ravishing today" that will blow your mind!!!!!

2. A completely awesome person!!!!! (gives you butterflies!!!!!)

Guy 1: Did you see that Astrid Farmer?
Guy 2: Yeahhhh, she so fine!!!!!!

Girl 1 (NatScalia): Wow Astrid is such a chick magnet
Girl 2 (Tori) Yeah I told you so!!!!

by TORITHEDAUGHTEROFASTRID September 17, 2011