Shartshittery Board

A lactose intolerant person’s appetizer also known as a charcuterie board. The dish consists of a multitude of different cheeses, fruits and/or nuts placed eloquently on a wooden cutting board.

My girlfriend and I tried a shartshittery board for the first time last night. I was in the bathroom for the rest of the night.

by EeliahSun13 September 28, 2021

Skirting Board

Skirting boards can cause excitement when seen and cause episodes of skeng.

Jay Swingler gets excited by skirting boards.

I saw this Skirting Board and hit some mad skengs bruv

by Polkovnik Blyatski October 4, 2019

Booty Boarding

When a person gets waterboarded by a thick juicy ass sitting on his face drowning him with those sweet holes so wet from the individual struggling to breathe underneath, it would be more accurate to say they're drowning than suffocating.

"Hey, Sabrina, I've missed you. I will be home soon; do you need me to pick anything up before then?" "Get home, babe. I've missed you so much I'll be booty boarding you till I become a widow. Don't think tapping out and calling for mommy to be gentle will save you, ok?"

by Curare the defenestrator February 25, 2023

brag board

A Social media that has a lot of people who brags or flex all of their

Expensive Items or money on people on the internet

Instagram is a such a brag board because has a lot of people flexing

by Rockyisnotmyrealname May 3, 2019

smart board

a board that is not very smart but still says smart board

Theaters usually have them

the smart board in the class room is not very smart

by fazeorangejuice1 January 20, 2021

Charredcoochie Board

Pronounced: Char-d-coo-chie Bo-ared

Definition: A slang term for a charcuterie board; mispronounced name for charcuterie; can also be used if the cheese smells like a rotten fish or everything is stale.

“Tina, didn’t you want to make one of them charredcoochie boards or somethin’ ?

“Smells like some charredcoochie in here...who the hell is burning their damn pubes?!”

by LOLXpotatoXLOL March 20, 2021

walmart board

a slang term used to describe a skateboard bought from a store such as walmart, target, dicks, academy, or basically anywhere else. usually made from cheap crap thats hardly discernible from cardboard.

"bro, nice walmart board,"

by nirvana thing May 27, 2021