A character from 13 reason why who bears a slight resemblance to a cutie named Cynthia. You will use this statement “omg it’s Hannah baker” to expertly slide into her dm’s. Little do you know this girl is gorgeous, sweet, caring, kind, fun, smart, funny, cute, has the prettiest green eyes that just get you, a cuddler, and so so sweet. Also a major cutie. It’s gonna break your heart to find out she lives 4 hours away. This distance won’t kill anything it just leaves a longing. Everyday you come home from school you’ll just be so excited to get to talk to her, even if it’s just on the phone. There will be nothing you want more than to see her again. To kiss her lips, to wipe her tears, to hold her in your arms, to go to dances with her, to hug her, to drive around jamming out with her, to BE with her. Someday Cynthia..... someday. The only problem is that she’s ruthless and super good at cup pong and will mercilessly beat you every single time, but she’s soo cute when she’s winning it doesn’t even matter, because you know that the real winner, is YOU.
by God5695 October 17, 2018
Get the Hannah Bakermug. by ChubbyHubbyMcLardAss December 26, 2005
Get the Baker's Dozenmug. Sex act where doughnut holes are inserted into one's anus. Usually followed up with a greasy breakfast.
by Abys 43mal October 23, 2015
Get the Baker's dozenmug. Police obfuscation for "black male". Helps disguise or prevent accusations of racial profiling. From the police phonetic alphabet representation of the letters "B" and "M".
Car 54 to dispatch: hold me out with a group of about five baker mary's smoking CDS on the corner of Northern and Druid.
by 6'7" December 14, 2008
Get the baker marymug. 
by Anonymous January 30, 2003
Get the corry bakermug. by Criticaldamage July 20, 2021
Get the PAUL BAKERmug.