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van aardt

A man who eats earth in Afrikaans.
He is such a van Aardt
by Future van Aardt October 17, 2018
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Van Sant

She is a German teacher with a grudge to settle.
Van Sant:Ugh! These kids don’t know I use google translate.
by Hurricane Katrina 17 December 17, 2019
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van tan

where you have one arm more tanned than the other, like a white van driver who always had his window down and arm out resting on the door in the sun.
Damnit, I put more fake tan on one arm than the other, its a right van tan!
by Bekarington July 26, 2015
mugGet the van tanmug.

chomo van

Preferred mode of transportation for Matt Gaetz (R-FL). Seen frequently around high school proms, malls, and other locations minors are present.
Matt Gaetz drove home from Washington in his chomo van so he could enjoy his favorite pastime of raping 13 year old girls at the mall in Pensacola.
by alcifer July 30, 2022
mugGet the chomo vanmug.

Van Heaux

Brother of Vincent Van Gogh, who instead of cutting off his ear like his brother, proceeded to cut off his Dick. No one remembers Van Heaux because he was a terrible painter.
If you want to be famous, you have to have talent like Vincent Van Gogh, not just cut off your body parts like his brother Van Heaux.
by livvydomestic November 26, 2018
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Burger Van

A Burger Van is usually a person who cannot drive. Citizen is a resident in Dutch, he or she is a member of the Netherlands Member State.

Burger Vans are very dangerous, the police can never catch them. Citizen vans also hit random people.
"Have you seen that Burger Van hit the police"

"Watch out for the Burger Van, they can't drive"

"HOLY FUCK THE BURGER VAN JUST DROVE INTO NON SPEAKING DUTCH RP'ERS"
by teleurgesteld January 31, 2021
mugGet the Burger Vanmug.

van alstyne

An old red neck town right in between McKinney and Sherman TX, mostly made up of middle and lower class people, some of the most humble people here but also the fakest, there’s a lot of old people and crazy old people with shot guns, it’s an extremely small town, everyone knows what goes around, someday it might get as big as Melissa, although I hope it doesn’t.
Person: Where do you go to school?”
HillBilly: “Van Alstyne”
Person: “huh never hear of it”
HillBilly: “It between McKinney and Sherman”
Person: “Oh okay..”
by AmeliaIsCool June 14, 2019
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