twinky off

were you put your dick in a twinky and jack off.

if you have a small dick u put it in a twinky and twinky off

by broncoman25 January 23, 2011

Twinkie Twat

A young teenage girl who thinks she's hotter than the rest, likes attention from older men, a total airhead bimbo that probably eats tide pods and takes 1000 selfies.

Look at that tide pod eating little twinkie twat flirting with the geezers.

by Ravenwolf666 August 27, 2018

ground twinkie

a twinkie that was found and harvested from the ground.

Henry: Does eating that ground twinkie that seem like a good idea?
William: oh bro totally im gonna have a fun trip tonight. I cant wait to eat this delicious mold-covered ground twinkie
Henry: That "trip" will cost me a $400 hospital bill- you better not.

by pupxi0 November 10, 2019

twinky-twonk

Anyone in their twenties, especially an attractive female.

Mmm... Check out that twinky-twonk.
Get a girlfriend your own age.

by PonyTrainBoi April 12, 2020

toilette twinkie

A turd that has been sitting in thetoilette for a long time an dhas lost its color. For instance in a public restroom at a rest stop.

"I pissed that Toilette Twinkie to a million bits!"

by chubnubby March 18, 2014

Twinkie diplomacy

A type of unorthodox diplomacy that involves throwing a Twinkie at a public official.

The mayor of the town just received a Twinkie diplomacy.

by Word Madman October 30, 2021

Texas Twinkie

When two +300 lbs Caucasian men engage in sexual intercourse then proceed to climax simultaneously on to their bellies and finally bond together to form a glorious mess.

Bill: I just heard Ralph and Keith did a Texas Twinkie to one another!
Tom: I can go for a Texas Twinkie myself...

by Mercflow September 7, 2022