A great way to keep warm and shelter your friend when it gets that little bit chilly at night, or it could be used as an opportunity to catch up on what they did that day. Platonic spooning is just like regular spooning, only it's with too friends. A great way to build camaraderie!
"Yo! Me and my friend Amira engaged in a night of platonic spooning last night!"
"Awesome dude! Did you bang?"
"No dude, we're just friends! What the f**k is wrong with you!?"
"Awesome dude! Did you bang?"
"No dude, we're just friends! What the f**k is wrong with you!?"
by Dr. Oot Erous November 7, 2012

A girl who died in 7th grade at her school. Similar to Charlie Charlie. You don’t want to see a spoon when you are outside. She was choking on a spoon while eating a meal outside with friends.
by Granitebread November 7, 2017

Example 1
Person a: Who's your favourite 'spoon at the moment?
Person b: Mandela.
Person a: Yeah! Jackson Five right?
Example 2
Person a: Check out that table of jam spoons over there!
Person b: Quiet dude, they're right next to us...
Person a: Don't worry dude, they can't understand.
person b: They deaf?
person a: Black.
Person a: Who's your favourite 'spoon at the moment?
Person b: Mandela.
Person a: Yeah! Jackson Five right?
Example 2
Person a: Check out that table of jam spoons over there!
Person b: Quiet dude, they're right next to us...
Person a: Don't worry dude, they can't understand.
person b: They deaf?
person a: Black.
by sourceman May 27, 2007

by From rathergood.com October 27, 2003

A wooden spoon is a spoon that is used for stirring sauces and for mixing ingredients in cooking. It is made of wood and has a long handle. Not to be used to beat your children.
Person A: Man, my mom made some killer soup last night with a Wooden Spoon, and later used it to beat the shit out of me.
Person B: …That’s rough buddy.
Person B: …That’s rough buddy.
by hydrateordiestraight January 2, 2022

by spikeandedd June 20, 2011

If you're type of person who plays guitar, you know, nice bluezy guitar with your fingertips and a yearning for salty sea-freshness, and you're cooking your guitar on the stove, it's probably gonna get hot.
So you dig out your tuna spoon and tune your guitar but be careful cos the guitar's real hot but if you play good blues guitar you'll have nice finger calluses and tune your guitar with the tuna spoon then use the back end of the tuna spoon which is nice and sharp to open a can of tuna then eat tuna and crackers while you sing a sad blues tune about tuna spoons.
So you dig out your tuna spoon and tune your guitar but be careful cos the guitar's real hot but if you play good blues guitar you'll have nice finger calluses and tune your guitar with the tuna spoon then use the back end of the tuna spoon which is nice and sharp to open a can of tuna then eat tuna and crackers while you sing a sad blues tune about tuna spoons.
I had a hankering for a 5 egg bean tuna burrito so I used my tuna spoon to tune my guitar and sing a song so my girlfriend would buy me one
by Darthyy April 5, 2022
