1. The journalistic equivalent of reheated cafeteria leftovers — rushed, messy, and guaranteed to make you regret consuming it. Facts are half-cooked, quotes are cherry-picked, and Twitter drama is treated like Watergate.
2. Reporting so desperate for clicks it sacrifices accuracy, nuance, and dignity. Think: screenshots of tweets as “investigations,” anonymous DMs as “whistleblowers,” and influencers’ bad hair days framed as “the downfall of society.”
2. Reporting so desperate for clicks it sacrifices accuracy, nuance, and dignity. Think: screenshots of tweets as “investigations,” anonymous DMs as “whistleblowers,” and influencers’ bad hair days framed as “the downfall of society.”
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Many moon ago in yesteryear, when local publicans at your nearest watering hole were less honest than a Politician on polling day, pubs in the UK used to only serve up foul mess labelled lager - not your craft wonders and fruity ales of today's youthful world.
To put money back in the till at the end of a torrid evening of sales, the landlord of public houses would collect up the 'slops' left at the bottom of everyone's beer glasses and return this stale beer back to the barrel.
As most people would be only drinking a choice of 2 lagers, it didn't really matter what barrel they went back into, nor that they made the beer taste rancid. As they never cleaned the beer lines, you couldn't tell if it was that making the beer rank, or the slops from old Coughy Jack's leftovers being the cause for the slightly chewy beverages.
Many moon ago in yesteryear, when local publicans at your nearest watering hole were less honest than a Politician on polling day, pubs in the UK used to only serve up foul mess labelled lager - not your craft wonders and fruity ales of today's youthful world.
To put money back in the till at the end of a torrid evening of sales, the landlord of public houses would collect up the 'slops' left at the bottom of everyone's beer glasses and return this stale beer back to the barrel.
As most people would be only drinking a choice of 2 lagers, it didn't really matter what barrel they went back into, nor that they made the beer taste rancid. As they never cleaned the beer lines, you couldn't tell if it was that making the beer rank, or the slops from old Coughy Jack's leftovers being the cause for the slightly chewy beverages.
Dave: 'Err Mike, does your pint taste rank there mate?'
Mike: 'That swine landlord been filling the barrel with slops again. Think I've got one of coughy Jack's teeth floating about from his pint last night!'
Mike: 'That swine landlord been filling the barrel with slops again. Think I've got one of coughy Jack's teeth floating about from his pint last night!'
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Being Gand Slopped is typically the case after having been Gang Stalked by a determined group, and similarly to the medieval pillory, it's an act of great humiliation that welcomes public ridicule.
The acts that define being "slopped" include but are not limited to: group surprise sex onto one person, group surprise molestation onto one person, group surprise sexual assault onto one person, surprise humiliation onto one person.
The criteria for "gang" necessitates that the group is not just a band of common thugs, but rather a highly organized and formally operational institution. An organization like the CIA, FBI, DEA, TSA, USPS, British Royal Family, US NAVY, Iran Revolutionary Guard, Israeli Mossad, Russian FSB, and the Walt Disney Company are all possible collectives that could leave a target gang slopped.
A notable figure who was gang stalked by the CIA/Mossad and then went on to be gang slopped is Muammar Gaddafi.
Being Gand Slopped is typically the case after having been Gang Stalked by a determined group, and similarly to the medieval pillory, it's an act of great humiliation that welcomes public ridicule.
The acts that define being "slopped" include but are not limited to: group surprise sex onto one person, group surprise molestation onto one person, group surprise sexual assault onto one person, surprise humiliation onto one person.
The criteria for "gang" necessitates that the group is not just a band of common thugs, but rather a highly organized and formally operational institution. An organization like the CIA, FBI, DEA, TSA, USPS, British Royal Family, US NAVY, Iran Revolutionary Guard, Israeli Mossad, Russian FSB, and the Walt Disney Company are all possible collectives that could leave a target gang slopped.
A notable figure who was gang stalked by the CIA/Mossad and then went on to be gang slopped is Muammar Gaddafi.
John told me that he was being gang stalked by the CIA for condemning the butchering of children. I thought he was crazy.. Then I saw him end up on the news dead and sodomized. Turns out he was being gang stalked and even ended up getting gang slopped by the CIA!
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