Shadow pants

When your belly casts a shadow over your genitals, obscuring them from view.

Who needs a thong when you have shadow pants?

by Dr. Jon September 15, 2016

Shadow Gloating

An individual who brags/gloats about items for which there is no manner of validation - usually via social media.

Joe was shadow gloating about house hunting, erstwhile he lives with his parents, has a low paying job and has no hope of ever buying a home.

by Curby7 December 16, 2016

Australian shadow

When your "down under" regions start to regrow hair after being recently shaved. Basically, a 5 o'clock shadow on your crotch.

"Man my balls are so itchy, I've got an Australian shadow".

by Gooch Hawk March 10, 2016

Shadow-kiss

When your lips touch a surface previously touched by another person's lips.

Person 1: "Yo did you just use my fork??"
Person 2: "Yeah, I think so..."
Person 1: "That means I've just shadow-kissed you!!"
Person 2: "bruh"

by Butt meister January 6, 2019

ohanzee the shadow

Ohanzee the shadow is defined as the shadow that comforts. He is an elder and shaman for the native tribes of the Lakota souix.

(Ohanzee the shadow) please help my son he has been shot with an arrow.

by Badwolf 999 September 1, 2019

Shadow Jumper

The lazy guy who randomly messages you compliments and nothing else to see if anything sticks. He lingers in the shadows and randomly jumps out trying to get a response.

That shadow jumper messaged me again last night.

by Iamboundless October 5, 2017

shadow whore

An individual, typically female, whom portrays themselves as a modest individual in public, yet acts whorish in the "shadows". Commonly known to send flirtatious snap chats to men yet when asked for sexy time by said led on males they often respond with "I can't, I'm not like that, I don't do that" resulting in a confused, blue balled male.

Fratboy 1: Bro totally thought I was getting laid this weekend!
Fratboy 2: No way bromigo, what happened?
Fratboy 1: She totally wanted the D but turned out she was just a "shadow whore".
Fratboy 2: Ouch brofessor, you must be felling blue...

by T.R.W. (ft. J.M.B., G.S.P.) November 6, 2017