stinky seconds

Using a toilet or lavatory immediately after someone has completed making a bowel movement. The second person must then suffer the stench left by the previous tenet.

Bill beat me to the bathroom, so I had to take stinky seconds.

by Miyako December 30, 2008

second-tiered

When you bump someone on your MySpace top friends from the first tier (top 4) to the second tier (top 5-8).

For some reason, people become overly offended when they don't make the top friends list, so demoting someone is a direct insult.

My best friend slept with my crush, so I second-tiered the bitch.

by wanderlust13 July 3, 2007

Second Baked

Being second hand high off of marijuana

Oh dude, you're gonna get so Second Baked off this ounce I just picked up

by NeoLobster August 23, 2010

destroyed in seconds

a show on the science channel (although it was originally on the discovery channel) about things going horifically wrong, as told through archive footage from camcorders and security cams and the likes. the show is hosted and narrated by ron pitts, who has the easiest job in the world (give in intro and an enthuthiastic narration of an explosion).
regular events on the show:
explosions
speed boat wrecks
car/motorcycle crashes
stunts gone wrong
solid show that provides good bursts of half hour entertainment.

I was flipping through the channels the other day and came across an awesome explosion. Intruiged, I stayed on the channel, and heard the enthuthiastic narration of Ron Pitts, confirming that this was, in fact, Destroyed in Seconds. I watched for the next twenty minutes, intruiged by the premise of destruction.

by wpk914 November 8, 2010

Second Amendment

To shoot and kill someone.

Did you hear about the guy who Second Amendmented his girlfriend when she came home late the other night?

by Dalekmaster June 4, 2014

Second Base

feeling the breasts of the female.... over or under the shirt or bra

example no

by gorge May 25, 2003

second fiddle

n. The second girl in a threesome who is getting fingered but not screwed.

My girlfriend and I had a threesome, but the one rule was that the other girl had to be second fiddle.

by minkuspinkus March 24, 2011