puppet show

An activity which is fruitless and a major time waster.

Such as Hanging out with insecure fat obese boys and their 500 pound relatives at tacky Christmas parties.

Don't dance with them or you'll get laughed at.

A puppet show is when you feel sorry for a fat obese boy who is ugly.

She went to the christmas party with the fat kid because she felt sorry for him. What a puppet show that turned out to be.

by Salvatore Vitale's Fat Son December 24, 2008

dick puppet

a girl who walks around with very little clothes and does not appear to be too bright...only good for one thing

Look at the dick puppet over there on the corner with her tits almost hanging out

by DRM37 September 12, 2005

Flesh Puppet

A silly (albeit functional) collection of fat blobs, flesh strings, bone tubes, meat bags. When a flesh puppet looses most of it's functionality, it gets demoted to a corpse.

"You say this Flesh Puppet is no longer animated? No worries. For a small fee, I'd be happy to store it in a decorative box, and add it to my collection." - An Anonymous Undertaker

by Raxle Berne April 21, 2016

meat puppets

1)Penises 2) to play meat puppets 3) An 80's punk band.

The members of NAMBLA like to play meat puppets with little boys.

by Jolly Roger March 15, 2004

meat puppet

an actor working as an extra in a film or television production

They dress us up, tell us how to move around, and, in the end, no one even sees our faces; we're meat puppets.

by Shy Mind Couch July 31, 2016

Sock Puppet

A man who is totally whipped by his woman - her hand is way up his butt, controlling him like a sock puppet.

She has that man on a short leash, she snaps and he jumps - he is such a sock puppet!

by violet2580 April 3, 2011

meat puppet

A person of below average height, such as a midget, who enjoys having entire hands, or fists, inserted into their rectum, thus looking like a live puppet to any viewers.

She enjoyed having every man's hand from the local hockey team up her ass and being their meat puppet mascot.

He took his hand and jammed it up the meat puppet's ass. It looked like Kermit with blood and shit squirting everywhere.

by William Eitch Macy August 7, 2008