Plow partner

An excuse one uses when they do not want to leave the comfort of their home that has likely been stocked with frozen pizzas, kleenex, and Ben and Jerry's.

I'd love to come tonight but I told Lester is be his plow partner.

by Drabmeat34 May 5, 2018

Palauan Snow Plow

When a man ejaculates just outside of a woman's vagina, then proceeds to plow his penis swiftly and unexpectedly into her vagina, pushing the cum inside. May result in injury upon both ends.

"Dave, Sarah's in the hospital!"
"Yeah, John gave her a Palauan Snow Plow last night."

by Skinny_Bones December 1, 2019

French plow

When a person shoves their nose into someone’s ass crack or crack of ass. The French have a unique appreciation for ass

Her ass was so plump, it was a pleasure to French plow her.

by CavalierConquistador December 12, 2019

burned plow

Chaffing caused from excessive masturbation

"You're walking funny, is everything ok?"
"Yea man, I just got some burned plow."

by Mellie500 September 15, 2020

Pull the plow up

Phrase calling out inadequacy in a persons performance, most often while running.

Stems from the ancient practice of plowing fields where farmers found greater speeds when pulling the plow shallower in the ground.

Pull the plow up and finish the marathon in less than 3 hours you slow bastard!

by embarrassedforyou October 9, 2020

Plow the field

The removal of hair at a females pubic area

Yeah i gotta go plow the field if u know what i mean

by Little yellows March 24, 2012

Snow Plow Ass

An ass that is as wide as a snow plow, so wide you could drop it to the floor and push snow wit it.

-PENN DOT WOULD HIRE HER Snow Plow Ass

by ScottyJtheGreat May 4, 2012