mystery shit

A shit that comes out so fast, you can't decide if it's liquid or solid.

I took a mystery shit last night.

by icouldntthinkofanyothername November 13, 2011

Mystery machine

The van that has a nice man who looks like Santa clause offering you candy

Santa: hey, look it’s the mystery machine, do you want to see Scooby-Doo

by Norville Rogers April 23, 2020

Mysterious circumstances

Murder/murdered.

My wife died due to mysterious circumstances.

by Ninjajonny_6 February 11, 2023

Mystery WAP

The genitals of an unfamiliar woman someone hooks up with.

Joe: Dude, so how was that mystery WAP?
Brady: It was great! My date was amazing and understanding! Tinder is great, man!

by MerriamWebsterOfficial17 June 30, 2023

mystery dating

when you are not in a relationship with a person, male or female...but he/she thinks you are.

are you guys mystery dating?"..."what?"..."are you dating her?"..."no"..."is she dating you?"..."ah, crap

by bosniaisforlovers June 7, 2011

Mystery spotter

A person who mystery spots (usually a male...).

"Mommy, my Krabby Patty tastes funny."

"Well no wonder, it's all old and dried out! Like that mystery spotter over there."

*points to Mr. Krabs*

by Snicklitter69 July 3, 2019

Mysterious hole

Mysterious hole is a place you should never visit, never say this word unless you are wanting to be lonely. Just like Lewis please reader learn from his mistake, don't be a Lewis be a Ethan.

Have you ever used a sex toy aka should something up the mysterious hole

by MilkshakeMan30 October 20, 2021