matthew

Matthew , A real piece of shit. Sucks cock on the daily and has secret gay crushes on all his male friends. Sucks at life to the fullest extent. His mother regrets not aborting him .

Matthew, a cock sucking faggot.

by The Real Slim Shday May 28, 2018

Matthew

Matthew is usually a narcissist. A man with a toxic masculinity. A Matthew who goes by matt for short is a red flag and you should watch out. They are very manipulative and guilt trip people to get there way. These men can be very dangerous and heartbreakers. Matthew's are very goal oriented and when they say they are going to do something they will. They're not stupid which is why they are such good manipulators.

"I dated this dude once and next thing ya know we have 2 kids and he steals them from me! He broke my heart my lifes a mess because of him. I ache for my kids everyday "
"Wow... I bet his name was Matthew, huh?"
"YES how'd you know?!"
"Most Matthew's are heartbreakers"

by Factsheet November 21, 2021

Matthew

Matthew is a low down dirty ass hoe. He will stick his dick in anything that moves. Often he lets people stick it in his as because he is such a damn hoe! He may say he wants the pussy but he really just wants dick all day. If you put two Matthew’s together they’ll just jerk off all day and talk about how much they love being a Matthew.

You wanted to date that man. No. He’s a Matthew.

by The Truth About Matthew November 22, 2021

Matthew

An annoying prick sometimes but can be a good friend. This guy will be wearing glasses and likes every girl out there. When you’re in trouble he’ll be there for you. He can get targeted by people but he makes his way through.

Matthew is annoying but a good friend

by moviekidd1218 February 1, 2020

Matthew

A man with a massive penis

Matthew’s wiener is bigger than everyone else’s

by Icrycauseraiderssck November 22, 2021

Matthew

A Matthew is another term for an innuendo.

He turned everything I said into a Matthew

by Corkscrew1 January 28, 2020

Matthew

The most annoying person you will ever know. He is always in your space but nobody can tell him they hate him. He attempts to be funny but isn't at all. He has no friends and no girlfriends. Do your part and stay away from Matthew.

Guy one : "Do you know matthew"
Guy two : " sadly"

by anonymous April 23, 2022