Universal Key

An expression describing any of various heavy objects that is able to break glass, hence being the universal key for houses and cars in both emergency and illegal situations.
"We're never getting out of this desert if we can't get the car open!"
"Don't worry! I found a universal key!"
*sound of glass breaking*
by ClivetheRock July 17, 2020
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kei privilegge

only privilegge for kei, kei can say anything and it will and can be blamed on the person aimed
kei has kei privilegge
by nekozuu December 13, 2021
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Patience is key

Patience is key. When you rush you may not succeed.
by Feefeeil March 12, 2021
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Key Flinger

When someone needs a shit so bad, that once they enter the house they fling their keys just before unloading hell into their toilet.
Crikey Arthur, as soon as I got home I dropped everything and had a shit”

“Was it a key flinger?”
by Perreh January 24, 2023
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John Key

Pony tail. Named for the New Zealand Prime minister's well-known fondness for pulling women and little girls' pony tails.
Hey man, your hair's getting real long.
I know, I have to wear it in a John Key at work.
by Caspin January 16, 2016
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Turned the Key

The act of burping whilst eating out a girl, then slapping her stomach to let it out in the form of a queef.
Jane "Did you just make me queef?"
Jack "No, I just turned the key."
by Hugh Janus69420 October 22, 2020
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long key

a term interchangable with d.l. or low key, used when u dont want someone telling others what your telling them.
"Bro I just fucked that Mexican chick."

"Thats awesome. Wait til everyone hears about it"

"No man, keep it on the long key"

"aight I would tell no one"
by MasterP12434 January 29, 2009
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