J. Jonah Jameson

Someone who demands to see a picture of in social media is a "J. Jonah Jameson."

Stop badgering the girl for photos. You're such a J. Jonah Jameson.

by Vashta_Nerada July 5, 2023

Jonah

The most random dude of them all and surprisingly the best listener too. Being around a Jonah feels like being around a psychopath, sometimes intimidating, but usually they're heads are somewhere in the clouds. Introverted as fuck but not gonna admit it to anyone except for their close friends. Jonah can be reserved and sometimes seem depressed but in reality they're just thinking about that new season or update that just came out. Jonah's are chill and loyal, if you have one treat them well, but don't get mad when they get tired of you, it's not personal.

Friend 1: Yo that motherfucker's name is Jonah, who names their kid that anymore.

Friend 2: Idk but he seems chill

by SharkMan4 November 23, 2021

NATIONAL JONAH WILL DAY

Day to give money to jonahwill cause he's swag

Oo it's NATIONAL JONAH WILL DAY I should give him my twitch prime

by Forbiddenem October 7, 2021

Jonah

He is the coolest person in the friend group he is soooo tall and cool and also cool.the queen of England and Michelle Obama even fell in love with him just by looking at him he is also super good at darts.and is 100000x better than everyone in the Bailey gc

Jonah is soooo cool I wish I could be jonah

by anonymous December 5, 2021

Jonah Hills

A female with large breasts

Dude, I would so ride her Jonah Hills

by Cocranium November 16, 2022

jonah perez

Jonah Perez Is a person who you can hang with and laugh. He doesn't like to be messed with. He always has a smile on his face and has the nicest hair.

Man I wish I can be a Jonah Perez

by J.perez_24 July 18, 2017

Jonah

A hecken silly man, who emails the entire school a movie script on a whim. He will certainly theive your V-card and will use it to do a line. He hides the fact that he harvests kidneys in his basement, but everyone he tells finds it kinda cute.

Person: "Hi Jonah!"
Jonah: "SHUT THE FUCK UP! I'm doin' a LINE!"
Person to 2nd Person: *whispers* "Awww... look at him"
2nd person back: *whispers* "I know right, His skin is the color and consistency of caramel, I wanna lick him up."

by Jonah Collazo-Heifetz March 2, 2023