Horse Clapping

Testicles slapping together

"Dude, I need a jock strap. I hate it when I'm running and start horse clapping."

"Did you know when it thunders outside, God is horse clapping in heaven?"

by God's Thunder August 06, 2012

Horse Semen

A gunky substance that tastes of porridge

Nothing like a bowl of horse semen to start your day

Guy 1: What are you eating
Guy 2: Porridge
Guy 1: Oh cool, me too
Guy 2: Bartholomew, that's a horse
Guy 1: And?
Guy 2: Wait why are you on your knees?
Guy 1: Getting my breakfast
Guy 2: *Transforms into a horse*
Guy 1: Johnathan, i want a divorce

by Ejack_Ulator8008135 April 29, 2022

tasty horse

the act of one being tasty enough for a child's mouth, a person who is over excited, or just a very yummy horse.

"Man, Ty Seawright is a tasty horse today!"

by ashley1234567 December 09, 2021

Horsed lit

feeling off, odd, or out of body; can be very happy or very sad

Lowkey Im feeling mad horsed lit right now.

by MoistContribution February 01, 2022

horse level

The measurement of dick or comparison of one's dick.

I walked up to my young (black friend) and I said "yo (black friend) watz yo hourse level?"

Horse level: measurement of dixk or comparison of one's dick

by sirmixadixk January 28, 2015

horse noodles

The highly vascularized, fleshy, interior of a horses hoof.

Geoff posted horse noodles in chat.

by Kawaii Five-0 October 26, 2018

Health Horse

A method of living a healthy lifestyle including eating well and exercising. Most suitable when one has not been practicing healthy living previously.

"I am out of shape and my blood pressure is getting high. It's time to get my life back on course. It's time to ride the Health Horse.

by SW K August 12, 2008