A nasty little goblin that crawls up lesbians' vaginas after sleeping with a man. If left untreated causes necrosis and eventually may start a zombie crisis. If diagnosed, seek medical help, AND DO NOT FUCK/MURDER ALL YOUR FRIENDS!!
by crusoe90 March 28, 2017
Get the cooter goblinmug. When you change all of your crypto currency holdings to US Dollar Tether and wait for a better price to buy back in so you can hopefully make more gains.
by WÅRSTVRZ June 8, 2021
Get the Goblin Handsmug. A small, human-like creature similar to a tooth fairy but instead of taking teeth from under the pillow it takes poop. The pay for each poop is usually 1-17 doubloons, however, this is dependent on many factors such as region and poop quality. In some cases the poop goblin or goblins( there are several poop goblins) even gave money in euros or bitcoin
by Poop goblin enthusiast July 17, 2020
Get the Poop Goblinmug. Someone who has twigs for arms and legs but practically has a tumor of of grease and bad decisions for a torso.
“All the girls go crazy for that Goblin-Bod nowadays,” Chris said to himself in the mirror, a tear rolling down his face, aware of the lie he had told himself.
by Kazaam with Shaquille O’Neal June 11, 2018
Get the Goblin-Bodmug. 
When you have resorted to completely giving no fucks. Usually involves heavy drug and alcohol consumption along with a destructive and gritty lifestyle. Living in Columbia SC is an example of a place that will have a person in a year long goblin season.
Yo man it seems like John hasn't been himself recently. You know what's up with that?
Yeah man it looks like John has gone Goblin Season on us.
Yeah man it looks like John has gone Goblin Season on us.
by Doctor Sockalingham June 21, 2022
Get the Goblin Seasonmug. First heard by the youtuber McNasty. Fudge Goblin refers to a long fudge like shit coming out of your "cornshoot" which is also known as, your asshole.
Man i'm really needing to shoot this fudge goblin out my cornshoot.
Friend: You sure do got a way with words man...
Friend: You sure do got a way with words man...
by SandyBeaks August 13, 2022
Get the Fudge Goblinmug.