Dirty Dan

not you

you'll never be dirty dan, because I'm dirty dan

by CrypticMemory January 11, 2020

Dirty Parker

The act of splitting a girl in half with your gargantuan horse cock

“You look a little sore, what happened to you last night?

“Oh nothing my boyfriend gave me a dirty Parker last night”

by theemoone182 April 4, 2020

Dirty Bidet

The combination of liquid and aerosol felt when an automatic toilet mistakenly flushes, post-business but pre-standing-up.

Student 1: (Audibly crying and whimpering in a restroom stall)
Student 2: Hey bro. Are you alright?
Student 1: (Behind stall door) No. I forgot to put toilet paper over the motion sensor on the toilet, and I got a Dirty Bidet... I have 4 more hours of classes! (Crying continues)
Student 2: (Shudders, shakes his head with sympathy, and walks away)

by Colibear August 24, 2016

Dirty Denise

Dirty Denise. Noun, one hot MILF!

Damn look at that Dirty Denise! What a hot piece of ass!

by BigDickDaddyBornInCincinnati December 8, 2018

Dirty Joni

Is a firey woman, confident, and crazy. An incredible friend, but dont get on her bad side. Watch out for the redheaded ones, they have super powers.

I saw Dirty Joni drinking at the Fort last night. She was having an insane time.

by sam726 August 24, 2019

dirty tuan

Shoving a cactus up your ass and then having loving anal sex so the piece of shit of a cheater can feel the spikes. After the anal sex, u snap the dick and the cactus in half, as revenge for the guy cheating on u with another guy.

Alex: 'Damn bro I can't believe u 'dirty tuan'ed ur ex.'
Me: 'Ikr he deserved it that bitch'
Alex: 'why do u use a cactus tho?'
Me: ' its just symbolic of how much of a prick he is'

by taekook bros June 7, 2020

dirty annabel

A dirty Annabel is when two girls go down on each other at a coffee shop and the barista watches while making a frappe.

Did you hear that Emma and Madison did a dirty Annabel last night?

by ratbitch69 May 7, 2020