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floor donkey

The first person to pass out on the floor at a party
by Scarab January 23, 2004
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Donkey's Potato

1. When something is really awesome, used instead of saying that's "the shit".
2. Used when something is shitty.
1. Yo that pbj cap'n hot-dog is the Donkey's Potato!!!
2. Dude your car is the donkey's potato, there are no effing cup holders.
by cfoam August 13, 2008
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Hoe Donkey

An endeering term for the person you are currently sleeping with.
"Got to get home and see the old Hoe Donkey", or Ï love you hoe donkey"
by ernieTorphan August 24, 2009
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crack donkey

one that acts like an ass but is on crack
Jeffrey, you're such a crack donkey!
by rAwRzXD January 22, 2017
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Pumped into the Donkey

A sound beating of one football team by another, by four goals to one.
Did you see the game yesterday? England were pure Pumped into the Donkey by Germany!!!
by Steven_McCrory July 1, 2010
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waffle donkey

When you are having anal sex on your kitchen next to a plate of waffles, and a donkey busts through the window, allowing the glass to sever your leg. The donkey then proceeds to fuck you in your leg stump.
Person 1: "Why isn't Johnny in for work today?"
Person 2: "He got into a Waffle Donkey situation."
Person 1: "HaHa, classic Johnny!"
by Smallman Wumbie June 1, 2017
mugGet the waffle donkeymug.

Donkey Shuffle

The act of walking around ones house whilst receiving anal intercourse from ones partner.
Thelma was doing the Donkey Shuffle and getting her chores done while Jim followed her around pillaging her anus.
by thetendertaint January 4, 2018
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