fair connection

The hiring process which certain people have to obtain employment at certain agencies. This connection is usually to management or board members who want to hire their friends instead of promoting their current employees that are over qualified and well-deserved.

Once again the new hire has a "fair connection", thusly they got the open position. FUCKING SUCKS!!!

by Tara April 21, 2005

Jungle connection

1. Having such bad weather wireless service connection that you can’t hear the other person at all and/or you experience major delays in gameplay and lag.

Player 1: Yo yo! What’s up with this jungle connection ?
Player 2: I don’t know, but it ain’t me!

by LLN91 September 4, 2021

Soviet connections

The main theme in the game Grand Theft Auto IV.

-Yo, you know Soviet connections?
-I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!

by -kyfly May 26, 2023

poor connection

When you on facetime and that blurred screen with a triangle and exclamation mark in the middle of it pop up. BAHAHHAHHAAHAH

me: take me off poor connection...
them: *starts glitching* that's yo connection.
the phone: "reconnecting"......
Me: *hangs up*...... *calls back*

by Nawfside.off.da.Souf May 24, 2021

Air Force Connection

Used to describe someones bad internet connection. Can be expressed to someone who is actually in the Air Force or just has ass internet.

Friend: Yo im lagging.
Friend 2: You got that air force connection!
Friend: Fuck let me restart my shit.

by Xboxguy343 November 13, 2019

cocaine connect

Someone you know a bit, it’s not your friend or your pal but you can have a small talk with. That person know where to find good cocaine, so you keep them in you phone book

Girl : Do you have cocaine ?
Girl 2 : No, Sorry only weed...
Girl : Can you text, the dude who super into you ? What is name ? Steve ?
Girl 2 : Oh Steve ? Lol he is just my cocaine connect

by jeantuke March 31, 2021

never connected's

A classification of people, approx 5 million American households, generally below age 35 and childless, that view all TV and entertainment through the Internet (hulu, netflix, amazon ect) forgoing Cable TV service.

I can't bring my kids over to their house anymore. Those never connected's don't have cable tv to mindlessly sedate my children while we get drunk.

I love being never connected's, we have a cheap internet bill and watch whatever we want with no commercials!

by Slobadon January 15, 2014