A high achieving school that has no problems and is seen as one of the best academies in the country as one of our pupils is going to be the future prime minister
The teachers r very supportive as they all contribute to help the school grow
Rival schools such as mfg and whitcliffe can only dream of being this successful as they r perceived in this area as working class scum
The teachers r very supportive as they all contribute to help the school grow
Rival schools such as mfg and whitcliffe can only dream of being this successful as they r perceived in this area as working class scum
by anonymous October 15, 2020
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Kids shoot fireworks out of traffic cones and give head in the 2nd floor toilets plz never send your child here
Kids shoot fireworks out of traffic cones and give head in the 2nd floor toilets plz never send your child here
by Cumguzzled6969 April 27, 2022
Get the Kingsley academy mug.Knole Academy students are fat and entitled hmmm (raj). They are little dickheads who have greasy hair and posh soccer mums who lick there arses !!
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Person 1: I think Garstang Academy is the worst school ever
Person 2: don’t blame you the teachers are clearly satanists
Person 2: don’t blame you the teachers are clearly satanists
by Big Man Ashcroft October 28, 2019
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''Any updates on 'Worst School Of All Time' ?''
''Obviously not.''
''So Still Essa?''
''Duhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!''
''IT'S LITERALLY THE WORDS WORST SCHOOL OF ALL TIME, WHY THE MOTHER FUCKING YOU'D THINK IT WOULD BE ANOTHER SCHOOL?''
The Essa Academy School Located In Great Britain Is One Of The World's Worst School Of All Time, Winning Around 1,000 For It's Extraordinarily Terrible Grades, Punishments etc.
''Obviously not.''
''So Still Essa?''
''Duhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!''
''IT'S LITERALLY THE WORDS WORST SCHOOL OF ALL TIME, WHY THE MOTHER FUCKING YOU'D THINK IT WOULD BE ANOTHER SCHOOL?''
The Essa Academy School Located In Great Britain Is One Of The World's Worst School Of All Time, Winning Around 1,000 For It's Extraordinarily Terrible Grades, Punishments etc.
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