by Mary_R May 18, 2010
by Steven Wein April 16, 2006
by Juwanna Seemahweena August 18, 2005
Wretched old quim who worbles around in a knackered tan shoe. Lugging blue rinse and forever wearing kaftans. Suffers from cankles and loves to jig to a war time waltz
Look at that old tart over there!
Who Mrs Matthews?
Yeah, she looks like a tired old goat doesn't she?
I'd say more of a knackered old tart.
Who Mrs Matthews?
Yeah, she looks like a tired old goat doesn't she?
I'd say more of a knackered old tart.
by songs of phrase April 04, 2014
by PEEPLE N V May 20, 2008
by Scott Swingley September 16, 2015
a type of pudding, like a manchester tart but with lemmon curd instead of strawberry jam.
Also a person from lancaster who continually refers to anybody who lives further south than them as a "southern fairy" despite living officially in the north.
Lancaster tarts wear flat caps, Drive landrover discoveries (not proper landrovers, like a defender), are secretly gay and almost always have a dog on a piece of string with them.
Also a person from lancaster who continually refers to anybody who lives further south than them as a "southern fairy" despite living officially in the north.
Lancaster tarts wear flat caps, Drive landrover discoveries (not proper landrovers, like a defender), are secretly gay and almost always have a dog on a piece of string with them.
by hippyheaven1 February 16, 2010