Apple tango

When you’re using the restroom and the poop on it’s way out is as wide as an apple causing you to wiggle in your seated position.

“bro is was pooping this morning and a large one made tore my butthole causing me to do the apple tango.”

by Butterscotch6969 March 20, 2021

Floppy Tango

The meat curtains smacking off the leg during tango

Look at her dance you can see her floppy tango

by Short1e August 10, 2022

Tango bars

Amazing sweets that my corner shop sells I’m litterally addicted to them xx

Let’s go buy some tango bars

by pissflavouredhairdryer September 2, 2022

Two load tango

When two guys in a MMF threesome cum in the woman at the same time. Especially so if both men are bisexual.

Alyssa is such an ally, she’s perfected the art of the two load tango.

by BigOlGreg123 April 30, 2022

tango

tango means very sad

'sir are you sad im leaving?'
"i am very tango about it'

by Hello my vhild child November 30, 2022

yo tango

yo tango means "I tango" in spanish (through google translate) or could mean "I have" if spelled yo tengo
Yo tango is a inside joke from the hit roblox youtuber flamingo and his fans would spam it at times

YO TANGO YO TANGO-a flamingo fan

by the_unknown_randomboi April 13, 2022

Lane Switching Tango

When two people keep switching lanes in an attempt to not cause an accident. Typically caused by people who blindly merge.

Man, I was driving to work and this lady nearly hit me and made me do the lane switching tango.

by Rusty BallsR 69 October 29, 2021