taint punch

Taint Punch- When your friend is bending over tieing his shoe or something and you uppercut him in his taint. Not very painfull but the look on the vicitim'a face is priceless. I have had it done to me and its very shocking.

When bob was picking up his keys I gave him a taint punch I think I stoped his heart for a second.

by taint man May 13, 2005

taint eater

somebody that loves to eat anothers taint.

rick brewer is a fucking taint eater.

by ryan yoho April 11, 2004

Jager tainting

The process of trying to absorb jagermeister through ones taint, similar to vodka eyeballing

Dude, did you see john take that shot in his eyeball? No, but I saw tony Jager tainting.

by the_lord_of_the_fly's June 2, 2010

taint faint

A numbness in the part of the body between the rectum and testicles, or rectum and vagina.

Riding that bike has made me numb down there. I think I have taint faint.

by steve freund November 2, 2007

Nigger Taint

A retarded nigger

Steven quit being such a nigger taint

by Taliban member911 October 26, 2016

taint hair

hair between nuts and ass.

man that bitch was lickin my taint hair.

by smokinhash March 16, 2010

tickle the taint

verb - to tickle someone in the general area of the buttcrack. This action is used in many scenarios.

In order to get his cousin off of him, he had to tickle the taint.

by macaroninjesus July 4, 2010