A phrase used when describing a fairly large man with a gigantic mass of hair on his chest who get in a public/resort pool and proceeds to go everywhere in the pool with his "sweater." Can be of foreign descent, but not always.
(Man with rug on his chest climbs in pool)
Tim: I guess he didn't read the sign that said "No sweaters in the pool."
Tim: I guess he didn't read the sign that said "No sweaters in the pool."
by Apocalyptus January 17, 2009
Get the No Sweaters in the Poolmug. the process of ejaculating upon a person's chest or back and then proceeding to shave your pubic hair above it, allowing the hair to come in contact with the seman.
Geoff: Damn Rick your chick sure is hairy.
Rick: that's not her hair, i gave her a Dutch sweater last night
Geoff: nice!
Rick: that's not her hair, i gave her a Dutch sweater last night
Geoff: nice!
by The Mad IT Guy June 8, 2011
Get the Dutch Sweatermug. When two males attempt to conjoin their penis' together by a knot like-thing. And attempt to get erctions.
by Brennan Henderson February 13, 2008
Get the Knitted Sweatermug. by Jack N. Dick December 10, 2006
Get the Penis Sweatermug. An abnormality which causes the human to wear strange clothing such as an orange sweater vest, however this cannot be helped and is caused by a malfunction in the brain.
by Mircast May 19, 2009
Get the Gay Sweatermug. While Bill was lecturing at the Jell-o pudding pops symposium in Munich, he kept getting heckled by a particularly aggressive Cosby sweater in the audience
by SirHarrington25 May 16, 2014
Get the Cosby Sweatermug. A sweater that causes disease and loss of all friends. Wearing it might provoke one to boil themselves in a bath of acid.
by JA NUJ December 14, 2003
Get the shitty sweatermug.