The surprise when you look in the mirror after the act of going down on a woman in the dark whilst she is unaware she is menstruating.
by Madmen1149 July 26, 2010
Get the Strawberry Surprisemug. 1. The action of one unexpectedly ejaculating after being very surprised.
2. When a person has an unexpected orgasm after being surprised by something or someone.
2. When a person has an unexpected orgasm after being surprised by something or someone.
by The Checkered Peach May 21, 2011
Get the Surprise Squidmug. by frankandbeans10 April 14, 2014
Get the dry surprisemug. The act of fucking a chick doggy style whilst facing a window, you then proceed to pull out, and a mate takes over the ramming without her noticing.
You then race outside the house and pop up from below the window, with your hands at the side of your head, waving your fingers like moose ears and shout "Surprise Moosey!"
You then race outside the house and pop up from below the window, with your hands at the side of your head, waving your fingers like moose ears and shout "Surprise Moosey!"
"Me and Dave did a surprise Moosey on Linda last night. You should have seen her face!. Worse than when I gave her a Dirty Sanchez"
by Mongrlz August 15, 2012
Get the Surprise Mooseymug. "I was with Josh the other night, and he suddenly gave me a Plum Surprise."
"No way. What an asshole."
"That's what he said."
"No way. What an asshole."
"That's what he said."
by Plummy Mummy July 13, 2010
Get the Plum Surprisemug. I had my new Girlfriend sucking my cock. She said promise not to cum in my mouth. I said yes. As I got close I placed my hands on the back of her head and shot my complete load of cum in her mouth making a Cim Surprise.
by Asianpoker January 31, 2022
Get the cim surprisemug. An unexpected excess of snot deposited on your finger. Not to be confused with the Surprise blow, which could be omitted from genitalia or assorted other orifices!
You're pretty sure your nose just has a tiny wee booger in there. You breach the outer rim slightly and strike gold straight away. It's not even crusty.. & you're not even feeling clogged up!
You extract your finger to find a nasal snot baby attached to your finger the size of a cherry!!
WOAH! Where did THAT come from?? That's the surprise pick!
You extract your finger to find a nasal snot baby attached to your finger the size of a cherry!!
WOAH! Where did THAT come from?? That's the surprise pick!
by K-man75 September 3, 2012
Get the The Surprise Pickmug.