MOCO: Do you know what I call Lisa?
P-Phat: No, what?
MOCO: Super-Sucker
P-Phat: Why?
MOCO: Because she gives the best blow jobs ever!!!
P-Phat: No, what?
MOCO: Super-Sucker
P-Phat: Why?
MOCO: Because she gives the best blow jobs ever!!!
by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009
Get the Super-Suckermug. One who looks for the downer side to everything; a destroyer of fun and happiness. (Derived from a dark hooded character named Shit Sucker that appeared in Zap comics back in the 60s, doing just that.)
"Those damn shit suckers on the Palm Springs city council banned all the young hotties from wearing thongs in public!"
by JonnyTest January 6, 2009
Get the shit suckermug. When someone is 'done' with the relationship but still has ties to them it is referred to as having a "Sucker leash". Basically always having an excuse for when a Sucker attack occurs.
by *R3b3l!c!0u$* October 9, 2021
Get the Sucker Leashmug. An individual, who is paid an enormous sum of money for doing absolutely nothing while fellow workers must carry his or her sorry, trifling ass.
The supervisor delegates all his reponsiblilties to his subordinates. He is just another paycheck sucker.
by Wisdom Seeker April 26, 2013
Get the Paycheck Suckermug. by pinkporkypid May 3, 2018
Get the turd suckermug. A fine young fellow, mostly of the male sex, who enjoys sticking other people's toes in his mouth. Particularly in hot tubs, these creatures feast upon the life juice found in the pinky toe, which allows them suck the life juice out of one's soul. The big toe, on the other hand, provides a delicious feast for the toe sucker, giving him a euphoric response.
(in hot tub)
"Man, the nigga Richard sucked a big ass toe!"
"Nigga What?"
"Yeah, slathered his tongue all up on that big toe. What a toe sucker doing in my crib?!?!"
"Man, the nigga Richard sucked a big ass toe!"
"Nigga What?"
"Yeah, slathered his tongue all up on that big toe. What a toe sucker doing in my crib?!?!"
by jkl;jkl;jkl; February 10, 2020
Get the Toe Suckermug. by himher August 7, 2012
Get the Self-Suckermug.