1.) To give fellatio until one is to run dry of semen.
2.) Used interjectionally without knowing the meaning by the mind-controlling alien in Aqua Teen Hunger Force after he learned it from one of Carls talk-nasty tapes. Then later said at his own will after a job interview.
2.) Used interjectionally without knowing the meaning by the mind-controlling alien in Aqua Teen Hunger Force after he learned it from one of Carls talk-nasty tapes. Then later said at his own will after a job interview.
interviewer: Okay, well when we start hiring.. animals or whatever.. we'll give you a call.
alien: suck it dry!
alien: suck it dry!
by bobbyw September 12, 2004
A variation of the douche bag. From the same family but much more severe. Someone you would enjoy watching get painfully attacked by crazed weasels.
Example:
1.The kid in school who would remind the teacher about the homework.
2.The slow witted 18 year old girl who goes 35 in the left lane.
3. Chet from Wierd Science, Dr. Chilton from Silence of the Lambs, or Carrot Top.
4.The sibling/cousin/assface that snitches to your parents when you're smoking pot in your room.
Example:
1.The kid in school who would remind the teacher about the homework.
2.The slow witted 18 year old girl who goes 35 in the left lane.
3. Chet from Wierd Science, Dr. Chilton from Silence of the Lambs, or Carrot Top.
4.The sibling/cousin/assface that snitches to your parents when you're smoking pot in your room.
by The Devil's Mistress July 06, 2005
noun • As per the name, a exuberantly ripe and spritely suck bestowed upon he most deserving of immediate sympathy, unable to be sufficiently provided otherwise. Such a rite is usually provided by the nearest willing female, who performs any sex act you may desire out of compassion for your sorry state.
Ben: hey sexy wanna smash?
Maggie: nah, fuck off creep
Ben: But I have stage 4 testicular cancer and don’t have long.
Maggie: In that case, come get your sympathy suck and I’ll make whatever time you have left worthwhile ;).
Ben: Ahahaha ueh
Maggie: (acckk uehhhh *#!& it’s so big and cancerous ueh)
Maggie: nah, fuck off creep
Ben: But I have stage 4 testicular cancer and don’t have long.
Maggie: In that case, come get your sympathy suck and I’ll make whatever time you have left worthwhile ;).
Ben: Ahahaha ueh
Maggie: (acckk uehhhh *#!& it’s so big and cancerous ueh)
by jellypuddinginmyanus42069 December 29, 2019
by Cheese enthusiast November 17, 2018
by personinsidethemachine October 28, 2021
The forced act of male oral sex, preformed by one man to another to where domination and humiliation is the key pleasure more so than the sexual act itself.
by Major McGoverner December 27, 2010
To get a blowjob after pulling a hood of a sweater over your significant other’s head, then tightening the hood to form a small hole; afterwards, the dick is inserted through the hole into the mouth.
by Tinywangjapboi April 10, 2019