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suck it dry

1.) To give fellatio until one is to run dry of semen.
2.) Used interjectionally without knowing the meaning by the mind-controlling alien in Aqua Teen Hunger Force after he learned it from one of Carls talk-nasty tapes. Then later said at his own will after a job interview.
interviewer: Okay, well when we start hiring.. animals or whatever.. we'll give you a call.
alien: suck it dry!
by bobbyw September 12, 2004
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suck bag

A variation of the douche bag. From the same family but much more severe. Someone you would enjoy watching get painfully attacked by crazed weasels.
Example:
1.The kid in school who would remind the teacher about the homework.
2.The slow witted 18 year old girl who goes 35 in the left lane.
3. Chet from Wierd Science, Dr. Chilton from Silence of the Lambs, or Carrot Top.
4.The sibling/cousin/assface that snitches to your parents when you're smoking pot in your room.
Chet explained to mom and dad the difference between insense and pot smoke...what a suck bag.
by The Devil's Mistress July 20, 2005
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sympathy suck

noun • As per the name, a exuberantly ripe and spritely suck bestowed upon he most deserving of immediate sympathy, unable to be sufficiently provided otherwise. Such a rite is usually provided by the nearest willing female, who performs any sex act you may desire out of compassion for your sorry state.
Ben: hey sexy wanna smash?
Maggie: nah, fuck off creep
Ben: But I have stage 4 testicular cancer and don’t have long.
Maggie: In that case, come get your sympathy suck and I’ll make whatever time you have left worthwhile ;).
Ben: Ahahaha ueh
Maggie: (acckk uehhhh *#!& it’s so big and cancerous ueh)
by jellypuddinginmyanus42069 December 28, 2019
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Hoodie Suck

To get a blowjob after pulling a hood of a sweater over your significant other’s head, then tightening the hood to form a small hole; afterwards, the dick is inserted through the hole into the mouth.
This girl last night was crazy; she gave me a hoodie suck.”
by Tinywangjapboi April 10, 2019
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Cheese Suck

When u got a fat piece of cheese so u succccc on it instead of eating it
I didn’t do the cheese suck last night cus I didn’t have any cheese
by Cheese enthusiast November 17, 2018
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damn that sucks

when someone is venting to you but you don't really know how to respond
Guy 1: (Telling guy 2 how his life has gone to shit)
Guy 2: damn that sucks
by personinsidethemachine October 27, 2021
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suck a cocky

This is the the Jamaican way of saying "Suck a dick" or oral sex in other words
She look like say she woulda suck a cocky right now

Meaning she looks freaky to give some oral sex
by I_Fucked_Your_Bitch_Nigga March 13, 2014
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