Mary ham

A dumb bitch that killed Gloria bolger
And took over pew news

-hey I think I just ran over Mary ham
-ok she deserves it

by Doydoo June 3, 2019

Honey Ham

The act of nutting on and around a girls butthole.

I gave Courtney a nice Honey Ham at Applebees yesterday.

by Rebelbud06 April 27, 2017

ham stoned

Hammered stoned. The highest you can possibly get without puking and passing out, otherwise known as being vamped.

We passed around 3 blunts of sour diesel and were totally ham stoned for the rest of the day.

by Ja-ba-la-ha January 13, 2010

spanky ham

a pig who enjoys deficating into cantelopes and returning pizzas covered in poo saying to the delivery man "we didnt order SAUSAGE". he appears on DRAWN TOGETHER

spanky ham is a strange pig who runs a sweat shop where he makes ling-link make shoes

by nick February 9, 2005

goin ham

Hard As a Muthafucka

We hittin Club Shades and goin ham in dat bitch

by Mister Celebrity March 20, 2010

Ham Canyon

A stretched out vagina after childbirth.

Damn that girl had 5 kids. I bet she has a ham canyon down there.

by Nshipl1 June 6, 2014

Ham Tits

When the tits are overly softened and tender(due to a man overly rubbing with oil in a circular motion) to the point they are red and sweaty and they feel and look like ham. It's your opinion if they taste like ham.

Mike gave Julie some Serious Ham tits! He was sad oil got on his mothers bed but he didn't care.

by Glittery Tits November 20, 2015