The master that rules over all other species. They commit arson every 5 seconds. They have a plastic baby and human diet, and they like steeling kneecaps and liver.
person1: all praise the worm on a string, all praise the worm on a string...
person2: SOMEONE HELP! THE WORM ON A STRING SET THE HOSPITAL ON FIRE!
person3: WORM WORM WORM WORM WORM WORM...!
worm on a string: YES! PRAISE ME! I AM ALL POWER!
person2: SOMEONE HELP! THE WORM ON A STRING SET THE HOSPITAL ON FIRE!
person3: WORM WORM WORM WORM WORM WORM...!
worm on a string: YES! PRAISE ME! I AM ALL POWER!
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It is later taken out into society by a psycopath with a similar upbringing that, despite my bollock numbing disbelief, still deems nessesary the protection of a 200 pound monster.
It is later taken out into society by a psycopath with a similar upbringing that, despite my bollock numbing disbelief, still deems nessesary the protection of a 200 pound monster.
"You seen Brian's new cock on a string?"
"Yeah, bet his bark's worse than his bite though, eh?"
"Fuck no, had my hand the other day, had to kick him in the balls."
"Bet that improved his temperament."
"Fuck no, made him let go though."
"Yeah, bet his bark's worse than his bite though, eh?"
"Fuck no, had my hand the other day, had to kick him in the balls."
"Bet that improved his temperament."
"Fuck no, made him let go though."
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1. A bikini in which there is a string in the butt like a thong;no full piece of bikini in the butt.
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James: I was playing my guitar
Kyle: Yeah? are you sure it wasn't the one string banjo, u tosser
James: I was playing my guitar
Kyle: Yeah? are you sure it wasn't the one string banjo, u tosser
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no girth.
balls havent descended.
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someone who experiences erectile dysfunction.
a guy who has no game, can't get laid, doesn't know what a pussy even looks like, and is a disgrace to all things male.
no girth.
balls havent descended.
hung like a 6th grader.
someone who experiences erectile dysfunction.
a guy who has no game, can't get laid, doesn't know what a pussy even looks like, and is a disgrace to all things male.
Girl 1: You had sex with him?
Girl 2: .... yeah
Girl 1: So.. how was it
Girl 2: awful, he's a total stringfellow
OR:
Guy 1: Did you fuck her?
Guy 2: Nah
Guy 1: Why, cuz you dont want her to find out youre a stringfellow?
Girl 2: .... yeah
Girl 1: So.. how was it
Girl 2: awful, he's a total stringfellow
OR:
Guy 1: Did you fuck her?
Guy 2: Nah
Guy 1: Why, cuz you dont want her to find out youre a stringfellow?
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