Stress

Boyfriend: Can you please tell me what's wrong?

Girlfriend: No. I'm okay.

Boyfriend: *Clearly sees she be goin through some shit*

Also Boyfriend: *STRESSED*

Girlfriend: *Wondering why her boyfriend looks STRESSED*

Boyfriend: Don't look at me like that.

Girlfriend: Am I stressing you out?

Boyfriend: *Blank stare* Are you blonde?
by SageOfDemons May 25, 2024
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I have been under stress lately bae don't have time to text you
by George Guru February 25, 2016
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Stress

Physical or mental tension 24/7
Sabrina has a lot of stress 24/7
by Sab O March 16, 2022
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Stress

The confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's basic desire to choke the living shit out of some asshole who desperately needs it
Sometimes my AP literature teacher stresses me out.
by Tall Fella January 09, 2022
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2 essays for 20% each and 2 tests for 30%. Your first paper is due Thursday
“Yo, Ethan is so fucking stressed.”

“Isn’t he taking AMH2020? That class is stressful.”
“Can he even keep good grades, good social life, and a reasonable amount of sleep?”
“Haha, nope.”
by GoodOleKnag October 31, 2017
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Post Otto Stress Disorder

Post Otto Stress Disorder, also known as POSD is a mental disorder usually known to happen in people who have played Honkai Impact 3rd, a game where there is an antagonist known as Otto Apocalypse. People with POSD are all afraid of any blonde man, in fear that they are actually just Otto Apocalypse.
"Hey, did you know person has POSD?"
"No? What even is that?"
"It's Post Otto Stress Disorder."
"Explain."
"Person thinks that any person with blonde hair is actually Otto Apocalypse"
by JustDani December 21, 2023
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Gay Stress

When a man can’t have his homosexual intercourse so he starts getting stressed out such as being mad at friends and family for not giving his daily blowjob to his lover
by The super saiyan 3 December 04, 2023
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