lead paint stare

The blank, extremely prolonged, empty, silent stare that boomers give you when you do something they dislike. The delayed reaction is likely caused by brain damage from years of lead paint inhalation.

When I asked that old man to please stop trying to skip me in line, I got hit with the lead paint stare for a good 45 seconds.

by Cheeztaem February 6, 2024

Lead Stare

Typically common with boomers and most of early gen x as most of the products they used back in the day were lead based (i.e. paint, toys, utensils) this causes an issue with attention span, how the world perceives you, and personal relationships as these people tend to have no souls. Similar to the 1000 yard stare.

this term pretty much means ur old, alone, and hate the world you live in

All though they’re known to terrorize minimum wage workers and anybody under the age of 25, these people are not in the same category as Karens. Often times these people will stare and disassociate during conversations with others & take extra time to process information.

“do yall got any senior discounts? *lead stare*”

by billyyy3333 February 8, 2024

Balenciaga stare

A type of stare that was created by AI generated memes featuring Balenciaga collaborating with movie or television franchises such as Harry Potter. The stare features multiple long blinks and a slightly open mouth and a tilted head.

“Bro why do you keep giving me that Balenciaga stare” Or
“I can do a better balenciaga stare than you”

by King Knucks April 18, 2023

Thousand Yard Stare

To stare blankly while in deep thought, usually after a traumatic event.

When I reminded my friend of the car crash, his face had a thousand yard stare.

by PausedDuck November 20, 2023

Staring into the deep blue

Another way to say that someone is daydreaming.

I thought he was lookin' at me, but he was just staring into the deep blue.

by Woofto November 25, 2023

Swedish 1,000 yard stare syndrome

The Swedish 1,000-yard stare syndrome is developed when a mentally stable person is exposed to an individual with an extra chromosome for a long period until their mental mind combusts into flames. Upon this full mental death, they do a 1,000-yard stare into oblivion for 24 hours straight until they die from a lack of oxygen.

'Hey bro, did you hear what happened to Mark last week?'
'Yeah, he got Swedish 1,000 yard stare syndrome'

by sdsadasdasdasdasdasd December 6, 2023

Blank Stare

The look that your friend gives you when they are way too drunk. There are no words said and no thoughts behind the eyes. This is when you know it's time to take them home.

She gave me the blank stare, so we left the bar but barely made it out.

by hello der December 6, 2023