Fast Starbucks

When you’re in and out in 24 seconds.

How was your date?

He was a fast Starbucks.

by Siqnaste June 9, 2022

Basic white Starbucks bitch

Blouse girls in Brimtucky and loves softball, Starbucks, and Lululemon leggings.

Basic white Starbucks bitch is the most basic as it gets.

by Imakebullshit August 3, 2024

Starbucks employees

THE ONLY GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO WILL NEVER GET YOUR NAME RIGHT NO MATTER HOW SIMPLE IT IS AND HOW MANY TIMES YOU TELL THEM THE RIGHT PRONUNCIATION AND SPELLING!

Starbucks employees be like:

Wanda: Can I get a name for your order?

Mia: Mia

Wanda: alright you can wait over there

2 minutes later

Wanda: alright I got an order for Maxine

by IDK1234583 July 9, 2024

starbucks bae

A Friend that you always go to Starbucks with

10th time we have gone to Starbucks together we are now STARBUCKS BAES

by I_is_kenzie September 18, 2016

Starbucks

A coffee shop where dumb white girls go and to just brag about having it

"have you seen Samantha?"

"No. I think she's at Starbucks with Chelsey and Emily"

by Sarene. April 23, 2018

Not Safe For Starbucks

The not popular meme of going into a Starbucks and getting a venti, latte, etc. and slamming it on the Starbucks table/Floor. And then saying that "CHICKFILA IS BETTER THAN YOUR STUPID DRINKS." and start stomping on the coffee.

Starter: THESE DRINKS SUCK.
Victim: I think this is Not Safe For Starbucks.

by burn your fat January 8, 2025

Starbucks

Where you go when you give up on life and have a hangover

Hey dude let go to starbucks I’m hungover

by Brosita October 20, 2019