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stanley

A god that can restart a universe of his own creation with the push of a button. He also trapped a disembodied British voice inside his universe. His universe mainly consists of an office workspace. He loves buckets, especially ones with stickers on it. Stanley was falsely accused of being Jim at one point and he fell into great depression afterwards. This isn’t the only trauma he experienced, he once made the british narrator die of old age, he regretted this and reset the universe. He is superior to flat stanley both morally and physically. Cool guy overall. He may have been hallucinating all of this, who knows.
guy 1: is that famous celebrity Stanley?
guy 2: isn’t that a fictional character?
guy 1: bugger off you twat
by Just another writer tater December 16, 2022
mugGet the stanleymug.

Stanley Steamer

Very similar to a Cleveland steamer and a Cincinnati steamer, the Stanley steamer includes defecating on a person. Though a Cleveland steamer includes the face, the Cincinnati steamer includes the body, but the Stanley steamer includes defecating on a person's feet, then mixing the feces in your Stanley cup, using the toes of the person to mix them in.
I hit up this softdom mommy to have a fun time with, she told me she was dieting with fiber, oh man i hope she gives me a Stanley steamer!
by funxey_pls April 19, 2025
mugGet the Stanley Steamermug.

Stanley

A depressed person who has no sleep schedule and will kill you if you as so dare to say connection terminate
Your being a right Stanley innit
by I was ok March 1, 2022
mugGet the Stanleymug.

Simon stanley

we all live in fear of the simon stanley's of the world.
by FishyNamedBillyBOIII January 25, 2022
mugGet the Simon stanleymug.

kevin stanley

He's so kevin stanley it hurts.
by pussyodus August 23, 2017
mugGet the kevin stanleymug.

Stanley Cup

Its a big cup with two much hype. Its a 40Oz cup that got recalled because of a lead issue. It was originally made in the early 1900s and is now in common with mostly white women. They have a craze in the late 2023 early 2024.
Sarah: I got my new stanley cup!
Literally everyone: WHO NEEDS THAT MUCH GOD DAMN WATER
by Squashybead2217 February 21, 2024
mugGet the Stanley Cupmug.

Stanley Steamer

stanley steamer

When you pull out during sex and blow your load on her untrimmed pubic hair and tell her she needs to call Stanley steamer to clean her rug.
"Sorry about your rug... better call Stanley steamer to clean that up before it dries!"
by Johnson_jokes September 12, 2019
mugGet the Stanley Steamermug.

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