A pathetic, micro-dicked incel who can't get a date because they're too busy blaming lesbians for taking their women and masculinity.
"Have you seen Stanley lately? I heard he is on an FBI watchlist now."
"Did you hear about Stanley?"
"Is he the guy that sent dick picks to all the girls at work?"
"Is THAT what that was? I was wondering why everyone was in such an uproar over a photo of a tictac."
"Did you hear about Stanley?"
"Is he the guy that sent dick picks to all the girls at work?"
"Is THAT what that was? I was wondering why everyone was in such an uproar over a photo of a tictac."
by King 13 July 01, 2022
Stanley is a former colliery town and civil parish in County Durham, England. Centred on a hilltop between Chester-le-Street and Consett, the town lies south west of Gateshead. It also happens to be an absolute shithole, where it's easier to count houses that have snow on the roof in the winter than those without. Everyone is either on drugs or is a raging alcoholic or both if you're real special. It also holds North Durham Academy within its borders. Home to a bunch of arseholes and fucktards, what a special fucking place to be.
by Anonymousguy.19 December 27, 2019
stanley is a town full of smackheads, charvers and wrongins. in the whole population they have approximately 9 teeth between them all
by dodgeydeals17375 March 10, 2021
Stanley is one of the most loyal people you will encounter in this life. Loyal, as well as, genuine, kind, and over all the all-in-one package! Stanley's are very protective of what and who they love. They will go to the worlds end in order to protect that of which they cherish. Stanley's are very in tune with their natural ability to feel emotions to the fullest.- And not just their own; Stanley's are very excellent at "feeling the room" and being able to defuse situations with ease and grace. Due to this capability, Stanley's would make fantastic mediators, or even very fare law makers. Stanley's are natural born emotional, but also mental chameleons. Mentally, they can adapt to any situation or environment you put them in. There is just no failing for the Stanley's. Lol. If a Stanley falls into your life's path, keep him. They're hugs are addicting, taste of their kisses are intoxicating, and energy emitt warmth that is better than the summer sun at high point. One simply cannot help but to fall in love. Especially when getting lost in the awe-struck magnificent eyes. Stanleys have the best eyes hands down! There is so much to say about Stanley's, but overall, they are, or very well could be, a perfect reason to get up ever morning and to try the day :) so never loose a Stanley. Keep them close <3
by BeccatheWrecka June 14, 2022
A god that can restart a universe of his own creation with the push of a button. He also trapped a disembodied British voice inside his universe. His universe mainly consists of an office workspace. He loves buckets, especially ones with stickers on it. Stanley was falsely accused of being Jim at one point and he fell into great depression afterwards. This isn’t the only trauma he experienced, he once made the british narrator die of old age, he regretted this and reset the universe. He is superior to flat stanley both morally and physically. Cool guy overall. He may have been hallucinating all of this, who knows.
guy 1: is that famous celebrity Stanley?
guy 2: isn’t that a fictional character?
guy 1: bugger off you twat
guy 2: isn’t that a fictional character?
guy 1: bugger off you twat
by Just another writer tater December 17, 2022
A shorty hairy troll like creature that smells like a sweaty sock that’s been rolled in fromundercheese.
by Big fisher. August 02, 2022