Squid woman

Some fat guy (or woman idk) who drinks the corpses of children and then goes home to have a smoothie. S(he) is manly as well.

Ew it’s squid woman yuk how manky

by Squid’s fat August 03, 2019

Giggling squid

When a man urinates inside a sexual partners anus and tickles them so it shoots out like a squids ink.

Paul: I just got back from the laundromat, my sheets were diabolical after Brent turned me into a giggling squid

by Paulfromthestory October 20, 2018

drop squid

The metaphoric ejaculation of semen due to over excitement, or extreme happiness.

Or the term can be used in the literal sense.

There is so much taned leather and brass on that toaster a steampunk junkie is libel to drop squid.

-----
I was getting real hungry you see?, so I just dropped squid on her back and ran to micky D's..

by evolx10 August 15, 2009

Squid Job

A handjob that is given using the motion that a squid uses when swimming. A Squid Job is used when discretion is needed.

The other night at dinner my best friend's wife gave me a Squid Job while we were waiting to order!

by 420 PURPLE KUSH October 03, 2013

Jiggly Squid

When a male's soft penis hangs over the rim of the toilet while he poops, and he decides to play with it.

I accidentally walked in on Andrew playing Jiggly Squid while he was pooping... It was so small.

by FrozenCorn June 13, 2010

Squid-Top

When the top of your beanie is shaped like a squid's head.

person 1: Hey your beanie's got a squid-top.
person 2: Oh, really?

by Quinn Tackle October 14, 2020

squid fart

Whenever you and your significant other are getting it on under the covers and then you feel that he/she is wet, get even more turned on.. then you realize she squirted and shit herself all over the bed. She squid farted.

I was getting really horny because I thought I was getting her really wet, but she actually squid farted under the covers.

by violettemafia8 November 18, 2019