Sneaky Santa

When you secretly nut on your girl's pillow right before bed on Christmas eve. She lays down to await Santa's arrival, only to find that he's already arrived, and it's on her chin.

Susan was pissed when she got my Sneaky Santa, but I did it for the 'gram.

by MagentaMickeyMantle December 8, 2020

sneaky snake

the art of masturbateing in your room when a family member is in the next room

(Your in your room jacking it)
mom/wife-IM HOME!
you- oh shit(pull up pants fast)
you just pulled a sneaky snake

by ragequiter March 18, 2011

sneaky steve

A) An erection of the penis.
B) The act of masturbation.

A) Yo, that chick is giving me a sneaky steve.
B) I'll be right back, I have to pull a sneaky steve.

by Barnaby J. Buttsnap III September 4, 2008

Sneaky Twin

When you hook up with a chick at a party, you bring her into a dark room, proceed to fuck her, and half way through (or if you are really quick) tell the girl you’ll be right back, leave for a sec, then allow your friend to enter and proceed to fucking her. Warning: Room must either be extremely dark or the girl must be drunk enough not to notice the change.

Optional: Get your friend to wait under the bed and after fucking pretend u dropped something while you go under the bed and your friend proceeds to fuck the girl

"Yo me and my bro Chad totally gave this ho a sneaky twin"

by Engh December 8, 2006

sneaky pete

In pool or billiards, a "hustler's cue." A well-designed cue that looks like a well-worn house cue.

After the hot chick took my money shooting pool, I noticed the old cue she was using was actually a 'sneaky pete'!

by bagadonutz November 16, 2005

sneaky carl

Sneaky Carl is defined when someone defecates in a single pantyhose and "sneaks" up on one and wraps the pantyhose around the victims mouth causing them to throw up.

Johnny shits in a thing of pantyhose and wraps it around joeys mouth causing joey to throw up, therfore performing a sneaky carl.

by Disorderly Love May 24, 2006

sneaky hudini

During sex in front of a window a guy slips out of the chick and has a friend slip in without her noticing then goes outside and waves to her from in front of the window.

Wow they pulled the sneaky hudini on her.

by Chris Z. via J-Fink April 15, 2006