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Sports Hangover

The day after a major sports event when your team has lost and you can't get out of bed.
Hey Dan, I think I need an aspirin and some tomatoe juice the Cardinals just lost in the Super Bowl and I have a really bad sports hangover. Oh no, I am going to throw up!
by Lola98675 February 2, 2009
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sports-over

When one is very tired/sore due to the extreme playing of a sport the day before.
Nah dude I have the worst sports-over from the basketball tournament last night.
by snakebait69 June 14, 2011
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Sports Bald

To be bald, but in a way that still can be pulled off by the attractive and the athletic as in Matthew Mcconaughey or Bruce Willus.
Jill-So have you seen the new guy Brian in accounting. Kinda cute.
Mary-Cute? Really? Sarah said he was balding.
Jill-Yah, but he's more sports bald.
by Lesley6633 January 6, 2008
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Sports Hipster

A person (usually male) who only gets his sports information from the ESPN network and quotes their analysts indiscriminately claiming it as his own opinion.
Guy 1: "Did you know Joe thinks the SEC is the best football conference?"

Guy 2: "Yeah that's exactly what the ESPN commentators said; I've always thought Joe was a sports hipster."
by Allen Killen January 1, 2011
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Sport Bone

The act of males seaching for signifigant others of the opposite sex, to have consimate relations with for one night.
by Ogdawg80 March 22, 2004
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sport-hump

To rub up against someone in a secksual way (see sport or hump).
Back in the day, we used to sport-hump the damsels out back 'o the barn after the county ball.
by hydroponics May 20, 2003
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death sport

A sport in which somebody dies as a part of the game. Points are either scored by some bodies' death or there is a high chance of death by competitors. The concept originates from films like "Rollerball" (An awesome '70s film that had a god awful remake) and "Death Race 2000" (Another awesome '70s film with a god awful remake currently in development) Often associated with dystopian futures and fascist governments.
If reality television continues to get anymore exploitive, we'll be watching death sports on TV.
by BoneheadXL January 15, 2008
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