Platonic Spooning

A great way to keep warm and shelter your friend when it gets that little bit chilly at night, or it could be used as an opportunity to catch up on what they did that day. Platonic spooning is just like regular spooning, only it's with too friends. A great way to build camaraderie!
"Yo! Me and my friend Amira engaged in a night of platonic spooning last night!"

"Awesome dude! Did you bang?"

"No dude, we're just friends! What the f**k is wrong with you!?"
by Dr. Oot Erous May 27, 2012
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reincarnated spoon

A girl who died in 7th grade at her school. Similar to Charlie Charlie. You don’t want to see a spoon when you are outside. She was choking on a spoon while eating a meal outside with friends.
Oh god, please hope we don’t see a reincarnated spoon
by Granitebread November 07, 2017
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jam spoon

Supposedly offensive term for a black person...

Rhyming slang for 'coon'.
Example 1
Person a: Who's your favourite 'spoon at the moment?
Person b: Mandela.
Person a: Yeah! Jackson Five right?

Example 2
Person a: Check out that table of jam spoons over there!
Person b: Quiet dude, they're right next to us...
Person a: Don't worry dude, they can't understand.
person b: They deaf?
person a: Black.
by sourceman May 12, 2007
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Spoon Guard

A guard to make sure you don't get your mouth deformed.
You need to use the spoooooon guuuaaaaard!
by From rathergood.com October 28, 2003
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Tuna Spoon

If you're type of person who plays guitar, you know, nice bluezy guitar with your fingertips and a yearning for salty sea-freshness, and you're cooking your guitar on the stove, it's probably gonna get hot.

So you dig out your tuna spoon and tune your guitar but be careful cos the guitar's real hot but if you play good blues guitar you'll have nice finger calluses and tune your guitar with the tuna spoon then use the back end of the tuna spoon which is nice and sharp to open a can of tuna then eat tuna and crackers while you sing a sad blues tune about tuna spoons.
I had a hankering for a 5 egg bean tuna burrito so I used my tuna spoon to tune my guitar and sing a song so my girlfriend would buy me one
by Darthyy April 06, 2022
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Wooden Spoon

A wooden spoon is a spoon that is used for stirring sauces and for mixing ingredients in cooking. It is made of wood and has a long handle. Not to be used to beat your children.
Person A: Man, my mom made some killer soup last night with a Wooden Spoon, and later used it to beat the shit out of me.
Person B: …That’s rough buddy.
by hydrateordiestraight January 03, 2022
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Kangaroo Spooning

The act of contouring one's body around that of a sleeping kangaroo. Kangaroos are often sound sleepers, so this is generally a safe practice. However, the act of spooning a waking roo may lead to a brutal and even deadly kick to the unmentionables.
Austin took part in some sweet kangaroo spooning this weekend. His girlfriend was really jealous.
by kingblingdong April 27, 2010
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